Happy New Year!
If you like the game Skyrim, then you probably need to own this Detected T Shirt because it looks cool. Actually, even if you don’t know what the hell Skyrim is or you have never taken an arrow to the knee, you still probably want this tee, because it has a creepy surveillance, Big Brother, 1984, Fascist feel to it, which comes in real handy as you navigate your way through 2012 in any Banker Occupied “1st” world nation.
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Happy New Year’s Eve! As we reflect on 2011 and think ahead to the improvements we want to make for 2012, I thought this Waldo transformation design was very appropriate.
This Ninja Waldo will be found only if he wants to be found. More likely, he’ll find you if you’re in his sights for whatever reason. That red-striped shirt and beanie always made Waldo seem like kind of a dork, so this Ninja Waldo T Shirt paints him in an entirely new light. I like it. Do you?
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I love these rogue Starbucks logo knockoffs. Especially when they reference some random super popular video game. The combo makes for a perfect t-shirt miracle, which I thought it was appropriate to feature on Christmas day. Then, if you happen to like Skyrim and coffee, then you could take some of that check you got from your Auntie Ethel apply and use it to buy some of this Skyrim Coffee T Shirt business.
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Nice random little twist on the wolf in sheep’s clothing. Now that I think about it, what the hell does sheep’s clothing mean? I could understand sheep’s skin or sheep’s pelt, but sheep’s clothing makes no sense. Though I don’t make it to rural parts very often, so maybe sheep have a particular clothing they were. Some denim short pants and maybe a flannel button down. Is that what the wolf is dressed in? Is that how the wolf sneaks in to peaceable gatherings and wreaks havoc. Jorts and flannel gets you in the door take 15 minutes to get acclimated to the scene, then piss in the punch bowl, bite the hostess in the butt, and slap a sheep’s face…hard.
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Someone did not get the Christmas story when they were younger, so when they heard a prowler on the roof they were ready. Now, everything is ruined, all because Santa messed with the wrong house. Of course, what I really want to know is what taxidermist went ahead and mounted Donner, Blitzen and Santa Claus? Was this a back alley job? Is there a black market for highly inappropriate stuffing? These are the things that get stirred up when I see this No Christmas T Shirt.
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Not really sure what to say about this shirt other than it’s really cool looking. Kind of a hipster looking dude with the jacket, button down, shoes, pants…you know the drill, but instead of a bearded face and thick-rimmed glasses, we have a horse head. Not sure if he’s in the middle of a dance move or he’s been caught stealing candy bars from the liquor store, but the image is full of kinetic energy. And, of course, that is why you should get this Eddie Horse Head T Shirt right now.
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God I love Beavis and Butthead, and I hear Breaking Bad is spectacular. I’ve been saving it, until I have some time to just hole up and consume seasons at a time. May never happen, because I never get time to watch television, plus my mom doesn’t like me to watch too much. Anyway, I can sneak Beavis and Butthead clips on the Youtube, so I know how funny that business is.
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