Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

Cute little word play. Nails joining together in friendship, planning a night on the town where they drink too much, get sloppy drunk, and do things they will regret for the rest of their lives. I like it. Nails on a non-Christian shirt is a pretty novel idea, so I highly recommend that you get the Let’s Get Hammered T Shirt.

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Cute shirt. Got the alligator and the crocodile bidding their goodbyes with the classic rhyming goofy salutations. Of course, it’s all to cover up that they have very deep feelings for each other, and if life’s circumstances were different or if they had bigger sacks, they could reach out for the ring and hold on to it for dear life. It’s that whole thing, different species not feeling comfortable because of the families and the tradition and the reptilisms. They could be brave and bear the brunt of ostracism and following their hearts, but the weight is too heavy so they slip into cute little colloquialisms.

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Hey…what the hell is going on around here. I go to this IMDB page and it says Rule #76 in Wedding Crashers is “Rule #76: The unmarried female rabbi – is she fair game? Of course she is.”

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Such a mean spirited shirt. Why would you call anyone who suffers from a condition through no fault of their own Teople Poo. I mean I don’t even know what that is exactly, but I think it is the excrement of a marsupial. And, that, my friends is just not nice. Wait, what’s that you say, it’s a wordplay joke that switched some letters around, so instead of saying a nice affirming message like Dyslexics are People Too, this t shirt says Dyslexics are Teople Poo, highlighting the issue they have in sort of a humorous light, but not really being outright mean.

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I don’t care at all about the Mutant Ninja Turtles. They were always so obviously stupid and over-the-top and rah, rah, I couldn’t really even bear to look at them for even a minute. But, this Adult Mutant Ninja Turtles T Shirt is kind of a nice commentary on where that sort of energy often ends up. Boring adult life, commuting to the cubicle to eat a ton of shit, and try not to get fired, and do the minimum to just get by.

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This is a funny shirt. We have a braggart on our hands, but it’s a very realistic braggart. The shirt doesn’t just say Unstoppable, which would be hyperbole and unbelievable and, perhaps, a bit off-putting. It’s also a fairly recent movie with Denzel Washington, the trailer, of which, I’ve helpfully added to the bottom of this post.

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You don’t see many ringer tees from Snorg Tees, but this is one, and it is terrific. You want to get all the uncomfortable stuff out of the way when you’re cruising bars or cruisin’ the boulevard looking for chicks. There’s always that trepidation…well he’s cute but is he single or married or with someone, and then, if he is single, is he clean, disease free, not dangerous to have an intimate encounter with. Once there’s that doubt it just makes it that much harder to hook up.

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This shirt doesn’t really have anything to do with football, but since I’m in Wisconsin and the Packers just beat the Bears on Sunday to punch their ticket to the Super Bowl, I thought I’d bring up the fact that the football Bears are no longer a threat to anybody. Ha Ha Ha Ha.

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What you have here is one of the best types of combo shirts you can find. Science and wordplay. Doesn’t get any better than that. Of course, the science comes in identifying solid, liquid and gas as matter, and the wordplay is in the “they all matter” line, as if we’re giving every state of water a ribbon just for participating.

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This is a nice little tip of the cap to one of the best movies ever Office Space directed by Mike Judge and released in 1999…holy shit…that movie is already 11 or 12 years old. My god I’m getting old.

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This is a nice little use of the green light theme that the comic and the recent movie, Green Lantern, conjures. Of course, the Green Lantern logo is in the green light, but I also like the twisted bits in the yellow and red lights. Stop, Caution, and Go the green lantern way. You, obviously, can tell that I have no idea what I’m talking about, but the Green Lantern Stop Light T Shirt is so cool it doesn’t matter. The design sells itself, especially to fans of the character.

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You cannot have too much Harry Potter schwag in your household, no matter what your age. That’s how good the books are. So, go ahead and get the posters, banners, wands, the full DVD set, the book set with the special and convenient case, the HP Clue game, action figures, and, of course, this Harry is My Homeboy T Shirt. It has been THE cultural touchstone of the last 15 years. It is not something you can resist no matter how you try. Can you even believe there’s still one more magnificent movie left in the series. What a great thing to look forward to this summer. And, this is the perfect shirt to wear to that midnight showing, unless, of course, you’re dressing up as Hagrid or Dumbledore or even Harry himself with the scarf glasses and wand.

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