Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

Hey, it’s not often you can get an honest to goodness silk-screened t shirt or any t shirt for that matter for less than $10, so be sure to get over to Snicker Tees and take a look around. They have some cool designs, and shout outs to YouTube phenom, Mr. Chi-City. Anyways, $8 blowout clearance sale comin’ at you. I don’t see an end date to the sale, so you better get over there quick because it might be ending…right…about…now.

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This is one of those “says one thing in bold print, but means another in fine print” trickery t shirts. You’re a straight dude looking to score at the club. You have the Satisfaction Guaranteed T Shirt visible loud and proud. Girl takes a look and likes what she says and gets curious why you are telling people that satisfaction is guaranteed. Whammo. You’re in. She’s committed because she likes the look of you. You know she’s ready to play, and is interested in being satisfied. Now, you show her the fine print, which she thinks is funny and now it’s over. She’s in your snare.

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Pillow Fight T Shirt

by on February 1, 2011

This is pretty straight ahead tomfoolery right here. Pillow fight equals pillows with boxing gloves and they’re going at it, because they’re bruised and black-eyed. At first I thought the pillows had handles and was wondering if there are pillows specifically made for pillow fighting, but I think maybe what you have here is the pillow case open and the actual pillow showing. Except if it is the actual pillow it really shouldn’t be the same color as the background of the shirt. So, now I think I might be a little confused by this Pillow Fight T Shirt.

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Nice modernized version of you had me at hello. You saunter over to a girl with this You had Me at ‘Sup T Shirt and you say, “sup,” of course. And, she melts because your actions match your words on your shirt, and in this day and age that is the epitome of integrity.

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Sometimes the shirts that combine pop culture references are the worst, because it takes me like over a minute to figure out what’s going on rather than the usual 17 seconds or less. First I had to figure out that Wes Craven is a storied horror film director…can you have a better name to be working with that genre? And then I thought to myself, Zach Galifianakis did a bit with the punch line That’s So Raven, so I plugged that in and all of a sudden I’m greeted with a Disney masterpiece I had no idea existed. That’s So Raven. With this discovery it also dawned on me that I was totally off in my appreciation of the Galifianakis line…I thought it was some genius random made up thing, when really it was just a genius random thing. Quite a bit of difference. So…I thank Busted Tees for always enlightening me about pop culture.

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People will probably call this t shirt homophobic, but I feel like it’s another one of those conversation starters that you hopes leads to casual sex. And, if that’s your intention for wearing the I Love You No Homo T Shirt. If you want to have a bit of a coy back and forth like…

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Another spectacular shirt to wear in places where you don’t know people but you want to meet people, and maybe even get with people, if you know what I mean. I’m convinced that there are so many tees like this because they work and people want to wear them. If they are truly clever or funny like this Stranger With Benefits T Shirt is they will get a laugh and break the ice, and you can start a conversation. It doesn’t necessarily have to go to hooking up immediately, but that notion has been firmly implanted as at least something that will need to be broached as the evening moves along.

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I’m not really sure what this shirt is trying to say. Dinosaurs are extinct, so are they saying that Spring Break alcohol and flesh fests will go extinct just like the dinosaurs, even though with the constant stream of young people (have you ever noticed there doesn’t ever seem to be a gap in college-age kids – like there’s never been a year where humans decided to take a sabbatical from procreating) the phenomenon looks invincible.

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Damn. These Venn Diagrams are all over the Internet, especially in the funny t shirt world. I must have seen two or three in the last year. Combine that white hotness with the taking over the world popularity of zombies, aliens and robots and you have a shirt that will probably just internally combust because it is so damn awesome, trend, hot.

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Nice little wordplay about the rules of grammar. Nice use of the number 33, which is a double three, which just adds to the whole package that is the goodness of this straightforward humor shirt. Who am I fooling? This Rules of Grammar #33 Double Negatives are a No-No T Shirt is totally for geeks that get off on lame little puns, and wordplays. Like never say never or some other grammatical truism that contradicts itself. If you like this shirt, you are an absolute nerd with taped up glasses and no chance of getting laid.

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What a sweet bit of sentiment specifically for Valentine’s Day. Heart felt. Warm. Nice. And, if it really gets random folks of the opposite sex or same sex if you swing that way, then that’s even more romantic, especially if you can forego the chocolates, flowers, and expensive dinners, then this Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I’m Down to Fuck What About You T Shirt is truly the most lovely Valentine’s treat ever. Do you agree?

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Nice little use of a Venn Diagram to capture the confusion that y creates when considering the vowels. You see Y is a consonant but sometimes it is a vowel. You remember the little member aid: A E I O U and sometimes Y. Because you like to harken back to the good ol’ elementary days on occasion, you should probably go ahead and get the Sometimes Y T Shirt.

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