Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

Hey, you need to remind everybody else to suit up, while you wearing a t shirt. That’s funny. Barney Stinson would not approve, but that’s just a TV show character, so who cares. It’s not like Neil Patrick Harris is going to stop by the place and see you wearing this Suit Up T Shirt.

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When you mix honesty with humor you become irresistible, so when you wear this shirt out on St. Patty’s Day, you’re going to have hordes of babes (men or women or both…whatever you prefer) all over you. Scads, herds, buzzing crowds…and you’ll have your pick. Not a bad on your investment in this Kiss Me I’m Pretending to Be Irish T Shirt.

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Doing a little research on this Axe Cop comic, and it’s pretty crazy. The series was started by two brothers, Malachai Nicolle, 5, and Ethan Nicolle, 29. Yes, you read that right brothers 24 years apart. Weird. Somebody should have got a vascectomy, but how can I say that. Now, Malachai is contributing to an awesome web comic. So, you never know what destiny has in store for you. Anyways, this Gritty Wexter T Shirt seems to feature the Axe Cop riding a dinosaur with machine guns for arms and sunglasses, which is smart because you always heard that the T Rex’s ultimate flaw was those useless short arms and their overly-sensitive eyes. Problem solved.

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Not sure this is a negotiator. Rather I think this is some dirty, smelly, gutter punk, who’s missing some teeth, and fancies himself a peacemaker, except that he has no arbitration skills. Instead, he yells at people, animals and inanimate objects, telling them to get along. Though it does look like the rock, paper and scissors have listened in this instance.

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Vagina Fanboy T Shirt

by on February 27, 2011

I like this shirt. Why should fanboys only be partial to geeky things like Apple computers, or movies like Star Wars, or bands like Animal Collective, or whatever nerdy shit has a pack of fans that are boys. Why not go in a little different direction and capture those unique boys that are geeky enough to be considered fanboys, but manly enough to love the Vadge.

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Not much into sculpture or the fine arts really, but this Sculpture T Shirt speaks to me. Especially, since the featured sculpture looks like a mobile some second grader made and has forced her mother to hang up in her room. Get yourself some pipe cleaners, paint, construction paper and styrofoam balls, and voila…sculpture.

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You’re not fooling anyone. You try to act like you’re macho and in to sports. And fist pumps, chest bumps, forearm bashes, but really you’re into engaging your imagination in  games that really have no basis in reality. Sure there are real dudes putting up the stats in real games that give you the statistics to make the fantasy football league fun, but really you’re “managing” an imaginary team against some other dude’s imaginary team and that has a lot in common with Dungeons and Dragons. Wouldn’t you say?

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Just like fishing is sitting for, um, my analogy is breaking down, hungry people…sportsman like people…fish killers, is this Knitting It’s Sitting for Creative People T Shirt. Sitting is such a damn waste of time. Add in TV brain rot, and you have a net negative experience. But, if you’re good with your hands, then you have something to make all that ass time worthwhile. Plus, your friends and family can never have enough scarves or socks that are so thick they would never fit in any type of shoe.

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Have I mentioned how much I enjoy Exploding Dog’s work. That low design is on par with lo fi and I’m all over that. Distills it down to the essentials to the point where the design is so focused that the message lasers straight to your heart. And, this Escape T shirt is no different. Look how happy our protagonist is. He strapped this rocket to his back, which is, by no means, a sure thing. Many things can go wrong when you strap a rocket to your back and light the fuse. You could singe the hairs in your ass crack. Blow your legs off. But, this guy did it, because things were that bad, and it seems to be working out. He’s enjoying the view. The stars. Good for him. His ballsy move and adventuresome spirit has literally taken him far. It paid off.

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What’s Hot Page Updated

by on February 25, 2011

Hey, I just updated the What’s Hot page, and it totally burnt my fingertips as I was typing. There are just some scorching shirts right now, and you can find them all on the page I use to document this type of phenomenon. You really should check it out if you want to be hot. Really, the only way you can take it to the perfect 10 in the hotness scale, otherwise known scovilles. These shirts have major scovilles and their led by a perfectly amazing looking Star Wars shirt.

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Get yourself a couple of classic St. Patty’s Day Shirts at Busted Tees for only $14. But, don’t dilly dally, there’s only a couple hours of this sale left. It’s on through February 25, 2011, 11:59 p.m. midnight Eastern Time. Act fast and get the Fight Me I’m Irish and the Irish I Were Drunk T Shirts. Once the clock hits midnight these shirts go back to their regular price of $237, so as you can see it’s quite a sale. Okay, maybe they aren’t that much regularly, but I’m trying to drum up some fervency. Get people movin’.

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This is pure goofiness. Skater piece of pizza with cool shades catching air while eating more pizza. Isn’t that like cannabalism and isn’t that bad. I guess that’s where the extreme comes in and maybe it’s a harbinger of things to come. Maybe the X games keep escalating until the ultimate goal is kill or die or stay alive against all odds and then eat your opponents that didn’t fair quite as well. I can just imagine all of that beautiful red blood staining the glassy ice and white snow. God that was creepy morbid, but that’s what pops into mind when looking at this Radically Extreme Pizza T Shirt. It’s over the top. Takes it too the next level. It has been to more there’s and done more that’s than green, sugary, caffeine-packed soda.

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