Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

You see this particular shirt all around the tshirt web, but I like this execution of the I Do All My Own Stunts T Shirt. Most of these have a stick figure dude, flying spread eagle with flames coming out of his ass, or limbs flying in all directions (dismembered), or other tasteless sorts of visuals. This has a very pleasing stars and stripes, red and blue, proud to be an Americana actor and stunt man type of vibe. I can only imagine how many celebrities have purchased this shirt from Local Celebrity in LA because that truly would be kind of funny.

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Man, you know the zombies have infiltrated all of your town, when the crosswalk lights are infected with decomposing hand for the stop walking signal, and arms out in front, stiff walk for the go ahead and walk across the street signal. If you see that you have to run. Run to your car. Hop in and drive for 18 hours straight. Go west, east, north, or south. I don’t care just get out of your town because it is officially over there.

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That’s the most decorated plumber is history. I didn’t even know they gave plumbers metals. It’s almost like this particular turd puncher was in the military. Ah, but this Retired Plumber T Shirt is actually alluding to our friend Mario, who’s just a humble plumber who’s been through the war with all his crazy adventures. I love the 604 Republic trademark detail. The scars, the gray mustache, the medals with the familiar Mario graphics, and, of course, the highly recognized red hat, just flipped up to cause a few seconds of pondering before you put it all together.

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Hey, let me ask you a question. Do you think 604 Republic likes Star Wars? My guess is “yes,” since 62 percent of their shirts revolve around George Lucas’ masterpiece. This Death in the Stars T Shirt is no different, with a mixey mashup of Darth Vader, the Death Star, and the Grim Reaper. I love the scythe being a light saber. Awesome looking with the red glow all over the black robes of the Grim Darth Death Reaper.

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I didn’t catch this quote from the Charlie Sheen saga, so maybe I need to do a little YouTube research to see where this particular My Boyfriend has Adonis DNA T shirt is coming from.

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Charlie Sheen has been spectacular and you gotta give him his props. He gets up early and gets the workout done. He spends time with the kids. He brings home the bacon. Highest paid TV show actor per episode ever and now he gets paid for sponsored Twitter tweets. And, of course, he parties hard with the drugs. Finally, he copulates with two young hotties nightly. Actually, I’m not sure I’m calling them hotties. I’ll ask you my fine readership. Are Sheen’s live in girlfriends hotties?

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I just posted a collection of the best funny Charlie Sheen T Shirts. If you’re into capturing the magic of modern times. If you’re an archivist of sorts and want to remember when Mr. Sheen’s comet shone most brightly, then you must consider purchasing one of these fine tees. Do it for the children and history.

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Hey, look someone finally captured the duty of coverage the ATF has been entrusted to. And, now they finally have a new logo that aligns with the hard living shit they deal with on a daily basis. I guess my only question is where are the drugs and the gambling. I feel like that should be in the ATF wheelhouse as well. Skip the cult stuff…like the David Koresh fiasco in Corpus Christi, TX a few years (decades??) back, and give me some drugs and gambling.

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Double alert going on here: cute alert and wordplay alert. Let’s get into the wordplay of this You Drive Me Nuts T Shirt. Artist Gaston Caba from Buenos Aires, Argentina has taken the popular English phrase and gone literal in the design, with two little acorns driving a well-to-do squirrel, who’s smoking a cigar, and wearing sophisticated red striped pants, and a top hat, and holding a cane, in a very fancy limousine with an acorn hood ornament. This car is so long it needs 6 wheels. There’s a whole back compartment for the rich squirrel’s tail.

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This obviously is a spoof on the Hope poster that Shepard Fairey designed for Barack Obama’s presidential campaign, which was just another amazing piece to the marketing brilliance that was Obama’s campaign. Of course, it was all just a trap, because we now have learned that Obama is just like the others when it comes to giving slobbery bjs to corporate interests. That’s what 604 Republic is trying to tell us with this Admiral Ackbar Trap T shirt.

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Rubber duckie you’re so fine. Rubber duckie please be mine. I think I had a nightmare like this when I was three. The evil Bert and Ernie. I think they ended up doing unspeakable things to that poor rubber duck. But, now we have the modernized version with this Zombert & Zernie T Shirt.

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The Alice in Wonderland crew are blitzed out of the their minds right here. Alice, who’s looking mighty fine on this shirt I must say, is taking her turn on the hookah, but somebody loaded that thing with hashish instead of tobacco or herbs or whatever people load up hookahs with in legal establishments. Caterpillar dude, card dude, the cat, and the rabbit are all stupefied, blissed out, out of their minds. Alice is seeing life changing visions, which so won’t see in the morning. I’m just happy that they’re all having pleasant trips. No paranoia in the bunch. Maybe someone else already ran off into the woods screaming about devil carpenter ants the size of bars of soap.

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