Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

I like the mix of pens you have in in the pocket protector. Standard red and blue, but then you also have maybe a black pen with a finer point, and then of course you have one of those multicolored pens, which have always been my favorite. All the excellent options to choose from. Sometimes, actually, it’s almost paralyzing. You’re on the phone and somebody starts saying something that really should be written down but you can’t decide which color to do it in and eventually you end up losing your job, your house, your car and your family because of it. That’s the only bummer about the multi-colored pens.

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How do you even begin to talk about this weirdo shirt. Is that really duct tape or is it fabric made to look like duct tape that has been placed on a lined shirt to look like an argyle pattern. Do you have any interest in this whacky Duct Tape Argyle T Shirt? Next you’re going to have Headline Shirts sister company Headline Socks doing the same thing with woolies to wear on your feet. And then where are we? Nowhere? Utter confusion? Bliss? Terror? I don’t even know. I feel like I’ve lost all bearings and my moral compass after looking at this tee on the Internet.

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Another OBL offering here. This one a little more direct in noting that he is no longer the hide and seek champion because he has a hole in his head. Using the hide & seek story kind of softens the ugly fact that this dude got shot in the head by Navy Seals in retaliation for masterminding the terrorist attacks on the Twin Towers and the Pentagon, which is kind of heavy stuff if you think about it too long.

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All great runs must come to an end, and Bin Laden had a spectacular run as the best hide and seek player in the world for nearly 10 years. It takes a lot of skill, luck and cooperation to make something like that happen, and he couldn’t have done it alone. Of course, the United States may like to know who some of his teammates were giving asylum and assistance to public enemy #1. Nevertheless, props to OBL for his stealth, but good riddance.

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It’s weird to root for someone to die, but this Osama Bin Laden dude has been a pain in the ass of the United States and many around the world for many, many years. He was a bit of a sociopath and a menace to society, so it’s good to hear he’s gone.

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I totally know some stuff about bowling and I have to say this Spare T Shirt doesn’t make a lick of sense, and in some ways that appeals to me.

I love the way the bowling bowl is walking off with two fluttery-eyed pins and leaving one (the spare) behind. It has to be extra tough on the one that got left behind because she knows she looks exactly the same as the others and it must have been the personality that turned Mr. Bowling Ball off. Or maybe it was just the luck of the draw, and she pulled the short straw. Anyways, if that was only the first roll, she may still get picked up and that’s where the spare comes in.

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What a pretentious bird we have on our hands here. Thinks he’s so smart. Knows obscure bands from the 60s…oh wait they played the Super Bowl just a while ago for God knows what reason, but he doesn’t watch sports so he doesn’t know that. He has a Magic Bus 45 and he thinks he’s discovered The Shit. Wait, ’til I blow all my other hipster friends’ minds. Oh wait…they’ll show no emotion through their just for looks horn-rimmed glasses. They’ll just say that’s nice and rifle through their satchel for nothing.

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Massive wordplay going on here. Basically, it’s a double wordplay. And it’s cute. What’s not to like about cute wordplay. And what could be better. Maybe ugly foreplay, but that’s about it. Anyways…you know Beatrix Potter was a huge boozer. Yeah, she always talked about drinking tea, but that was for the kids. She probably had a stack of manuscripts for adults with Peter the Rabbit in far different scenarios, including starting his own brew pub and serving frogs and hedgehogs, and serving out of the most precious little mugs, and smoking hashish…but, unfortunately Ms. Potter passed away before she could consent to having those works printed. Masterful I’m sure…just like her work for the youth.

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You see a lot of these evolution tshirts with different themes. This one happens to be regarding Wolverine from X-Men. Start out with the totally bent over monkey, knuckles dragging, straighten up a bit, build a spear as a weapon, and then all of a sudden you have a species that can insert metal blades into the hands to create a very vicious claw action. The hair on top of the head the face stayed about the same as that original monkey though, so, perhaps a well-shaven dude with claws in his hands and bending backwards at the waist is the next stage in the evolution.

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This is a nice one. I like wearing a shirt that tells people that you are special. It may not even be true. You may be wearing this Honor Student t shirt and have a 1.9 grade point average. Doesn’t matter in t shirt land, because you can wear whatever you want as long as it’s not offensive. Well, you can wear offensive tees to but you have to be in the appropriate setting.

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This is a lovely little shirt. I especially like that fact that you can get these three types of items in a drive thru. That’s awesome and convenient and as Headline Shirts says on the page, there’s nothing more convenient when you’re really pissed off than having an opportunity to pick up these types of things to numb the anger/pain, and give yourself the courage to break the law, take justice into your own hands, and shoot and blow up some shit.

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You probably need to go check out Solid Threads for several reasons, but two that come immediately to the fore as you peruse their site. First, their tagline is Loose Morals, Solid Threads, Happy Endings. That is terrific. Who doesn’t want to do business with an enterprise that has their shit together like that and put it into words so concisely.

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