Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

Lover T Shirt

by on June 26, 2012

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I just ran into this Lover shirt with the sexy scripty font, and just as I zoomed in on the shirt image, Prince started singer I Wanna Be Your Lover in my ear. Well, actually ears, because it was a recording of the song, not the man actually singing in my ear.

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Oh man, that’s some mischievous looking personal items. Remote control. Keys. Wallet. All the stuff that seems to get lost all the time. Actually, I never lose any of that stuff, because I’m completely anal about putting them in the same place every time. But, I’ve had roommates that were insanely scatterbrained, and could never find their keys, and they always lost the communal remote control. That dude basically wasted probably 20 hours of my life helping him search for that shit.

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Wordplay right here. This takes Free Hugs to another level altogether. And, we’re all in a more beautiful place because of it. Thank you Snorg Tees for giving us the chance to get hugs from hot strangers, but in a very clever way with a cute koala droppin’ mad wordplay.

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This Star Wars design from Crock Tees is genius. Darth Vader’s mask totally has a front end car grill look to it. That is a sweet looking ride those Storm Troopers are enjoying.

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Hey all you evil people that are celebrating evil’s victory over good, here’s the shirt for you. It’s not one of those corny, Miami Heat logos with the championship trophy, because that’s not how Busted Tees rolls (plus, there’d be licensing fees to be paid then). Rather, that’s do it as subtle as you can do it with this cool looking Miami shirt. The people you meet can put together the connection, and will know you are evil and that you root for evil and that evil has triumphed* in the NBA in 2012.

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This shirt is funny on several levels. One…I know exactly where this sentiment comes from. As a world-famous t-shirt blogger it’s hard to tell what the women really want…my fame and/or vast wealth, my incredible looks, or my personality/soul combo. It’s a tough thing for those in my position. Two…that’s a dandelion. Dandelion’s get blown. Three…usually the desire is to be loved for who you are. It’s a romantic, pure love notion. Being blown for who you are is kind of funny. Like somebody gets to know the depths of your personality, and then decides to give you a hummer ‘cuz of it.

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Terrible, terrible misogynistic t shirt right here. It’s at least 50-50 in the blame game. I mean in all my relationships that I dreamed up while lying on my futon on the floor, it’s always been me that’s left because the woman was getting too needy, and I’m pretty sure that counts. Right? I wonder what the latest numbers for marriages ending in divorce are? Probably over 50%.

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DeadMau5, of course, is Joel Thomas Zimmerman, the progressive house and electro producer from Canada. But, that’s not what this DeadMaus T Shirt is about at all. This is a shirt about a computer mouse as the head of a skull and crossbones design. That’s called wordplay and it’s funny.

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Ha ha. This is from the movie The Artist. When the gun was shot the flag said bang. It’s a silent movie so you don’t get the loud pop you do with full surround sound, so you have to show something to give the audience an idea. So, what about when the gun has a silencer? The audience needs to know this to. That’s where the design on this tee from Headline Shirts comes in. The flag says “shhh” as in quiet. Excellent.

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Guess the zombie face eating dude in Miami was high on bath salts — street name for some over the counter drugs that fuck you up. Rudy Eugene was at a music festival, took the salts and went nuts, then got shot. I was looking at that guy’s face and he looked like a normal dude, so it makes sense it was a one-time freak out on some potent chemical shit.

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Damn that’s a sharp Hawaiian print on that penguin for casual Friday. Those are all temporary tattoos also, which makes it that more impressive. That bird, somehow, left work late on Thursday and popped in early on Friday and still found the time to get the casual work done. That’s the kind of dedication and performance that inspires you to do your best work…all…day…long.

Busted Tees knows that this is the truth I’m sayin’.

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If you watched the show, you know what’s going on here. If you didn’t watch Home Improvement, I can’t explain it to you in this post. Watch the corny video below with slapstick Tim Allen humor and be won over enough to want to purchase this shirt from Busted Tees.

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