Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

This Opulence I Has It T Shirt is, of course, in reference to the crazy commercial featuring the rich Russian with leggy women draped all over him, eating gold-coated grapes, choosing gold busts of himself, and kissing a miniature giraffe, who says that even with all of this opulence he still likes a good deal, which is why he got the premium DirectTV package. Wait, is that the correct brand. Ha ha. I don’t even know, because the commercial is too entertaining, you get sucked into the storyline and the brand doesn’t matter at all.

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I find this shirt funny because of the gravity of the language and the devotion to the fallen hero who lead his Ohio State Buckeyes to great success on the grid iron, including a national championship in 2002, but he cheated while doing it. So, I know Donkey Tees is located in Ohio and has much respect for a man that coached OSU to a 106-22 record, but the school reputation has been sullied, so I have no sympathy.

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The monkey is the thing in The Hangover sequel. One can say he steals the show and them’s big words, because the show was packed with massive comedic performances. However, it’s probably advisable to own the Monkey Dealer T Shirt if you’re a fan of The Hangover 2, because it’s just a great picture of the monkey and it’s cool to have the word “dealer” above a monkey. Am I right?

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I’m assuming this is a shout out to King Kong, but that wasn’t really an invasion. He was captured and ripped out of his home and taken to NYC, and he got away, scaled the Empire State Building and ended up falling to the ground after fighting fighter planes. Sad. Ooops that was a spoiler alert. Hopefully, you already know this story, which is at least 78 years old, and probably older. The first King Kong movie was released in 1933.

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Buffy did work back in the 90s at Sunnydale high, and now we’re talking about the 12-year reunion ‘cuz that’s what high schools with vampires do. They have reunions every six years, because that’s an evil number and vampires are evil. This is why you must show your undying devotion to some old ass TV show, but make it obscure so you can only impress those other freaks of nature that like this show so much. Purchase the Sunnydale Reunion class of ’99 T Shirt.

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Have you seen The Hangover 2? I have not, but I loved the fixed one and I love the previews I’m seeing for II. In fact, this scene with Alan Garner and a monkey on a crowded Asian bus, sitting next to an old man looks hilarious.

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You can have all your pop culture references, your nerdy phraseology, your offensive twists on holidays, your alcohol celebrations. For my money, scatological humor is the best your can buy. I’m 40 and I absolutely love the I Pooped Today T Shirt. And that might seem weird. You’d think 4-15 might be the demographic for this messaging and slight chance that senior citizens might also appreciate it because generally evacuating the bowels becomes more of an issue the older you get and the more clogged up the plumbing becomes.

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The Hangover 2 was released in theaters on May 26 and early reports say…”It’s a hit!” This The Hangover 2 Bearded Devil T Shirt features Zach Galifianakis in a spectacular beard and bald head. He has a peculiar habit of drugging his friends just to see what happens, and, of course, they get into a whole bunch of hazy trouble with shenanigans galore.

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Randy “Macho Man” Savage died on May 20, 2011 at the age of 58 in a single car accident in Florida. It is suspected that he had a heart attack and lost control of the vehicle. So, after the mourning period for the great showman, it’s time to celebrate his life with this Ooh Yeaaaa Randy “Macho Man” Savage T Shirt. You know you cried when you heard the news, because you used to watch him every Saturday. Don’t lie.

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Don’t believe the hype on the whole pimping ain’t easy. Yeah, you have to slap people around. Yeah you have to make sure your employees get paid and there’s no legal channels you can go through to make sure it happens, but really, it’s not you that has to be smothered by greasy, fat, hairy horny dudes. You just have to come in after the deed and collect a large percentage of the proceeds.

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Hey pimp. You know you like this I’m Not a Landscaper I Just Like Working with Hoes T Shirt, because it’s another wordplay image play tee that captures the imagination of the hard working, law abiding pimps plying their craft across this great land of ours.

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I can not lie, when I get in line and make my way to pay, it is inevitable that the person behind the counter checks me out. Men and women. Can’t help it. I have money. I’m ready to make a transaction of goods for fiat currency. It’s a win-win. And, then when they see that I like sour kraut it turns them on to distraction, because they know I’m wild.

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