Wasn’t a big fan of The Social Network, but there were some engaging scenes, including this one in the club with Justin Timberlake as the Napster dude, Sean Parker, and Jesse Eisenberg, as the Facebook dude, Mark Zuckerberg. Sean just wants good things for Mark, including a business card that he can hand to VCs that says “I’m CEO Bitch.” Isn’t that all what we want for our friends. Anyways, that’s where this I’m CEO Bitch T Shirt is coming from, not a Dave Chappelle skit about Rick James.
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If you want to make sure the ladies know you work out all the time, then this I Skipped the Gym For This T Shirt is perfect. Plus, it also lets them know that you have a discerning taste in events, and if they’re not up to your standards you will have a bit of a sneer, because you’re better than that. Some gals will be put off by this attitude but shrinking violets are not what you’re looking for. You’re looking for the hot women that have that perpetual “I just smelled cat feces” look, because they too are very difficult to please.
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Fun kids game. If you wear this as an adult it gives you some fun-loving, kid-at-heart clout, which can go a long way, even if your ultimate goal on the evening you wear the Duck Duck Goose T Shirt is to get some. And when I say some you know what kinda some I’m talking about. I don’t need to spell it. Or maybe I do…F O R N I C A T I O N or perhaps C O P U L A T I O N.
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You have to have some balls to wear this Stud Muffin T shirt. And, of course, you have big, fat, veiny, hairy balls, so I assume you’ll be purchasing the tee with no delay. Any time you can wear a shirt featuring the picture of an actual muffin you have to do it. Right? I mean it’s so compelling in and of itself, then you add the thing about stud and the girls will be hanging on your every word, so much so you might want to try your luck somewhere other than swing set at the park.
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I like this concept. The classic beach tees for summer, transformed by the ironic and sarcastic modern t shirt times, so that what you end up with is palm trees, sunsets, islands, and the names of places that don’t even sniff a tropical ocean beach, like Ohio, Iceland, Chicago, Tennessee, Sweden, etc.
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This looks like a Dead Heads worst acid trip. He came for the peace, love and happiness and he ended up with a rogue Care Bear wielding a large, bloody axe. Bad trip. The whole Care Bear industry has been turned upside down with this Scare Bear T Shirt, and it’s horrible. Think about the kids. They’ll have nightmares. You won’t grow up properly. They’ll always feel unsafe.
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Hey, even robots have to take a bit of a break from exterminating sometimes. Am I right? This one is kicking back, watching some television and having a nice relaxing day. If you go too hard all the time, you lose your edge. You need a little R&R every once in a while to recharge. Yes, even robots need this. No lie. If you love Dr. Who and want to impress your nerd friends go ahead and purchase this Dr. Who Dalek Procrastinate T Shirt.
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