Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

I’m not even going to pretend to define what these heavy duty math words mean: Derivatives and tangents, etc. But, let me tell you something. I know what they’re getting at. They’re talking about getting next to you baby. The curves. The closeness. The heat. Who knew math could be so seductive. If math gets your rocks off then strongly consider purchasing I’d Like to Be Your Derivative So I Could Be Tangent to Those Curves T Shirt.

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You’re wearing this T Shirt, it’s dark and you’re wearing sunglasses. Hit it. The Blues Brother’s would be proud.

This We’re On a Mission from God T Shirt has the iconic phrase, “We’re on a mission from God” from the original Blues Brothers and nobody is cooler than the Elwood and Jake (played by killer comedians Dan Aykroyd and Jim Belushi). Plus, everybody will know you’ve got the big man on your side. Don’t be a fat penguin (no offense to the nuns in the audience) and get this shirt so everyone knows your quest isn’t just filled with awesome tunes. It’s divinely ordained.

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The Blues Brothers is already a well known movie because of its funny, random moments and happenings that rarely happen in everyday life. The whole movie is about the Blues brothers, Jake and Elwood, trying to raise money for a closing Catholic orphanage where they grew up at. Throughout the movie, they encounter crazy things like a group of Nazis.

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106 miles to Chicago and we are still wearing sunglasses: Convicts, Criminals, Crusaders, Curse on society…hail all of them for their deeds. Well, how could you do that? But, where there is will, there is a way to go.

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You can tell Headline Shirts is into the bicycle culture. They have shirts featuring Napoleon on a bike, Big Foot on a bike, a taco on a bike, I Stolen Bike SF transitive pictograph verbalization, and this Roadie T Shirt, which includes a lovely brown paper bag-covered can of beer in the water bottle rack. That is the ultimate ride. Forget looking like an asshole with your CamelBak (the ride has to be over 20 miles to justify that). Forget the spandex, racing jersey, helmet, 21 gears and brakes. You gotta be cool.

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It’s not too hard to figure why Harry Potter and Casey Anthony are the hottest pages this week. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 releases in United States theaters in a week (July 15) and people are gearing up. And, Casey got off OJ-like earlier this week, and the general populace is incredulous. Honey Badger has had a resurgence and I’m not sure why except that that video is unbelievably awesome and deserves to ride waves of adulation for years.

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Another Jersey Shore shirt for your wearing pleasure. When you wear Jersey Shore quotes you are automatically super classy, and ready for the big time. That’s why I highly recommend that you get yourself and your pals a couple of these Jersey Shore No Grenade Zone T Shirt.

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Hey, how do you write the title of this Casey Anthony is Not Guilty T Shirt in the title of the blog post where they don’t allow cross outs. Nobody is going to know what this shirt is really about, but I guess that makes for more of a gotcha moment. Anyway, this case has received massive media attention. Probably about 98% more than it should, especially with the economy tanking for real this time without enough grease in the printing press to keep up with the implosion. With politics, Wall St., and corporation riddled with corruption, we put all of our “hard hitting” reporters on a single murder case.

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It’s always the best policy to walk around telling every girl you fancy that they’re whores. Cash or liquor? Same same. Just a means to an end if you know what I mean. I know that you’ll be leaving with me tonight. Hey, isn’t that a Franz Ferdinand song: misoginysts. Anyways, if you’re one of these guys with all the confidence in the world and a penchant for the naughtier girls, this Can I Buy You a Drink Or Should I Just give You Cash Instead T shirt is exactly what you need to fine tune your game.

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This Casey and OJ connection is picking up a ton of steam. What does Casey think when she sees all this crazy stuff? What about OJ? Is he pissed that his opportunity to be erased from the American consciousness as the country’s most famous killer that got off is crumbling with each and every t shirt that pairs this unlikely couple.

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You ever watch those 70s movies where there’s always gratuitous shots of men and women with their shirts off. The women usually have perky little boobies, while the dudes are tan and hairy. This bat in pants reminds me of those dudes. Plus, he’s heroic like a lot of those dudes in the movies, and he probably has a bit of a wild streak as you can see by the way he cocks his head, and his patent leather shoes. That robin in this Batman and Robin Spoof T Shirt wonders every day if he really made the right choice hanging with this weirdo, but somewhat charismatic creature.

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Boston has been on like a decade long run of pop culture and sports owning. Pats, Celtics, Red Sox, and now the Bruins. You have Good Will Hunting, The Departed, The Fighter, and I won’t mention Fever Pitch, because that was supposed to be a soccer movie. Moving on.

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