Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

Dat Ankle T Shirt

by on July 2, 2012

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This is terrific. Dat ankle. And what’s crazy is there was a time and place, probably still is, where that was all it took. Because that’s all you got. Ha ha. Excellent. Of course, unless this chic has some sort of fabric on her chest, that’s quite a bit of skin showing there too. Watch out if she leans over.

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Fortune Favors the Brave (FFTB) is a company from Scotland, so reserve judgment on this Sex, Drugs and Sausage Rolls T Shirt. I think the equivalent food in the United States would be some kind of sausage bisquit with the convenience of a corn dog. Again, don’t hold this odd food choice against them, they’re from Scotland for God’s sake.

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You hate to think about cutting the balls off an All Terrain Armored Transport but you don’t want the sperm being spread willy-nilly and irresponsibly so that there’s a ton of baby AT AT Walkers wandering around uncared for. I mean you’d think it was a different story for a machine, but this is highly advanced technology…I mean it was in Star Wars.

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Goodform is out of Germany and they’ve put together a catalog of very interesting designs, including this Fishing Future T Shirt featuring a fish head and bones floating around. Still looks like he’s alive because there are bubbles in the water around him, but perhaps what we’re seeing here is the devastation that widespread pollution is going to cause. The fish will survive because of evolution, but they’ll have no meat on the bones.

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The big excuse t shirt from Banished Shirts. If you’ve been caught doing something bad and you have to fess up, there’s no better way to break the ice than wearing this tee. Fucked up at work. Put this tee on and boldly walk into your bosses office. Cheated on your girlfriend. This is the shirt to wear when it’s time to tell her. Broke your friends prized possession while she was on vacation, this is the apparel of choice for when you spill the beans.

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A lot of time when you’re allergic to something, the best thing to do is stay away from it. If you’re allergic to assholes, don’t touch them, don’t sniff them, don’t stick your thumb up your own. Oh wait…maybe Banished Shirts is talking about people that are assholes. I guess same rules apply. I like how this is in pink and looks like some collegiate sports shirt. Nice misdirection there. Just don’t wear this around the kids. Grandma yes.

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This French outfit De Bellemort seems kind of fixated on death. Maybe they just have more of a natural relationship with the big unknown than us Americans. I’m guessing the “mort” in the name means death, so that kind of makes the whole death motif understandable. Okay, I just did some serious research and belle means lovely and mort means death in French. So we’re talking about a shop called something like Of Lovely Death.

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This is more of a political statement than just a funny t shirt. Student loans are the next big bubble to pop. The whole thing, just like the housing bubble before it, is unsustainable. Universities continue to raise the price of education, because there is loan money out there for the students, so they can pay the exhorbitant prices. Why is there loan money? Because banks know that any loans they make are back stopped by the US taxpayer. So, they make money if the loan is paid off, and if it doesn’t get paid off no problem. They have nothing to lose and encourage the higher tuition costs, because that increases the fees and interest they make.

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This is a good one. Love the knitted sweater look with the corny Southwest type patterns. But, then you look a little closer and gramma apparently had a sense of humor because there are rows and rows of skulls. Very nice design by Alexandra Mirzac available over at Threadless.

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This is a reference to the awesome puppet movie the South Park dude’s put out: Team America. The go to phrase in the gritty theme song was America Fuck Yeah, because America is awesome. There are a lot of people that would enjoy that movie that never saw. It didn’t get distribution because I think it was bordering on being rated NC-17. Kind of ridiculous since it was a puppet movie. Of course, there was that puppet sex scene.

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Nice line from Michael Scott. Who misses this dude? Steve Carrell knocked that character out of the park. Absurdly funny and creepy and hateable, and likeable. The emotions run that gamut, and that, my friends, makes for good television programming, and especially memorable characters. That’s why you want this tee from TV Store Online.

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You know the type. Like they’re permanently stoned. Greasy hair. Thick calves. Ratty tee. Talking about going to the zoo or on a hike in the woods, and one of the bennies they’re trying to sell to get you to go is that there will be Animals & Shit. And that’s what this t-shirt from Headline Shirts is all about.

I think that also how I’d describe the biblical passage regarding Noah’s Ark. Maybe add a boat at the beginning.

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