Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

There are a ton of great shirts that Busted Tees is clearing out in their $10 Clearance Sale. This is the last chance on these because when they’re gone, they’re gone for good. I wonder how they decide which shirts are retired. I wonder if they have some sort of point system or something and these were the losers. Wait, don’t let that dissuade you from checking this sale out, because you need to ask yourself: “Have I ever disagreed with the general taste of the masses.” If you can answer “yes” to that question, it is very likely that you are going to find something you dig.

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It’s good to make the distinction between Elf and Elv-ish. It’s a slight but it makes for a profound difference. I have no idea what I’m talking about and don’t even know what this I’m Not an Elf I’m Elvish T Shirt means in the slightest. But, I trust the instincts of Tshirt Bordello implicitly and if they felt moved to make a shirt that says what this shirt says and it’s related to the Lord of the Rings, then I have full confidence that it’s good and means a great deal to those that enjoy LOTR, and gives them much joy and happiness and a richer life.

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Someone over at the Tshirt Bordello is into some H.P. Lovecraft or maybe just the Cthulhu culture that has risen online and in the gaming community out of the mythos Lovecraft created.

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I cannot lie. Harry hangs on. I saw the movie and it was good, but as it ended and the epilogue rolled and Ron, Hermione, Harry and Ginny looked exactly the same, except they had middle-aged hair dos, I started to feel a deep sadness, like…it’s all over. No more books and no more movies to look forward to.

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I believe this 1 In the Caboose T Shirt refers to a sexual act in which a man puts his finger in the anus of a woman. I could be wrong. This could simply be a shirt about a fond memory of getting a chance to hang out with the caboose keeper on a cross country train excursion. Maybe it was one of those European backpacking vacations, and you got to hang out with the grizzled old dude, who told awesome stories, gave you fire whiskey to sip, and rolled you a cig.

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Another very delicate and romantic message tee from Deez Teez. If you want to make it a special evening, then you need to go ahead and wear this I Have a Huge Heart On For You T Shirt, because it’s straightforward and it’s wordplay, and you’re almost guaranteed to get some action…if you’re not picky.

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The kind of reminds me of the Marvin Gaye song Sexual Healing for some reason. I guess maybe it’s the same subject matter. Anyway, that’s one of them old school flip phones with an antenna. And the message on this Textual Seduction T Shirt is super classy: cum over.

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Available in Men’s and Women’s Sizes.

If you’re going to last in this dog-eat-dog evolving world you have to hang with the times. If monkeys are skateboarding, you need to skateboard too, because you’re one step up the evolutionary ladder from them, and if they start to get ahead of you…that’s curtains. You can say goodbye to being the dominant species. Hell, you can say goodbye to being alive. You’re passe like the dodo bird.

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I like the thought of a dream puffing out of a pipe. In fact, it’s a real cool concept. Then, you add all the little Mario Brothers characters and coins, and castles, and stuff, and you have a really cool shirt. If you’re a gamer. If you’re not a gamer nerd, then the Mario Brothers Pipe Dream T Shirt probably means absolutely nothing to you, but you know what…that’s cool. Go get your Michelob Light t-shirt and be done with it.

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Word on the street says this Slice of Shell Pizza T Shirt is in reference to a video game, which you may have heard of…Super Mario Brothers. Is this true or did I get bad information? If I got bad information, I go back to the source and give him what’s for, and he doesn’t give bad information any more. In fact, he doesn’t give anybody any information any more.

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Available in Men's and Women's sizes.

This is a spectacularly odd shirt. If you can’t read it off the image, you need to know this is the I Remember My First Beard T Shirt.

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Hey, this is a nice reminder to back up your work. You never know when the network is going down or the thunderstorm is going to knock out a power line, and the multiple viruses you’ve picked up as you make your way through the seedier parts of the web, conspire to blow your shit up. That’s why you should have this Back That Thing Up T Shirt to remind you to hit save all the time, and to run back ups on a regular basis.

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