Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

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I like this upside down concept in regard to Australia. It’s clever. And an upside down kangaroo is always something to see, which is why I give my five-star stamp of approval to this Australia The Land From Down Under T Shirt. Do you like this shirt? Have you been to Australia? Do you think of kangaroos, barbies, crocodiles, and that Sydney Opera House or whatever it is, when Australia comes up? What are you thinking now? Perhaps something like “will Booker ever stop asking all these inane questions.”

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This turtle reads poetry and listens to poetry on his iPod. And, he sips whiskey neat. And has an occasional toke of grass. And, his girlfriend is really skinny with bad posture and acne. And, they don’t have carnal relations. At least that’s what I assume when I look at this Turtle Turtleneck T Shirt. Do you think I nailed his M.O.

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That “e” has a tilde, actually I don’t know what that punctuation is, but it’s all kinds of French looking. At the whispy curly cue moustache and you have a bit of a wordplay slash image play, and it’s quite cute. Do you agree?

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You better believe there’s a test before you are even allowed to buy this Ocarina I’m a Player T Shirt. Seriously, Snorg Tees hits you up on the Skype video chat and you have to play the Song of Storms 95% perfectly to qualify to buy the tee.

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You’ll show your age with this one. All the five-year-olds will think you’re a grandparent, but you have to keep the spirit and memory of Pluto as a planet alive with this Back In My day We Had Nine Planets T Shirt. There have been quite a few shirts that touch on this somewhat controversial topic, but if the archbishop of astronomy says Pluto is a no go as a planet, all you have to do is bow your head and accept it. And lament the fact that the mobile you made it 4th grade is now totally out of date

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I thought I’d take the opportunity to call attention to the story about The Big Lebowski bungalow being put up for sale in Venice Beach, CA. If you liked the movie you may consider purchasing the property.

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I’m starting to think Harry Potter T Shirts may be the tops for the rest of the year after that massive opening weekend, the movie has a ton of momentum. It’s the last one, so people need something to remember the whole phenomenon.

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I was so happy to see such a nice celebration of domesticity and the culinary arts. Chicken, delicious. Pot, my favorite is Le Creuset, and Pie…yumm…homemade apple pie or blueberry or pumpkin. I was starting to swoon with a warmed heart, then someone told me that this Chicken Pot Pie My Three Favorite Things T Shirt was celebrating marijuana. It took me a few days to see it, because I had grasped onto my interpretation, and it wouldn’t let go easily, but when it finally did I was sort of devestated.

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I like to imagine celebrities and athletes and the hoity toity wearing this I’m Just Like You Only Smarter and Better Looking T Shirt in common places like Wal-Mart, or the fair, or perhaps even the largest mall in any given city. You want to love celebrities, because they fulfill the need for heroes, but you want them to also be approachable if you run into them in a public space. And cool. But, say they just wore this shirt and ignored everybody and sneared with that I smell shit look that the uptight often get.

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