Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

Charlie Sheen has certainly had a little bit of break in his mind, but it’s entertaining and his half cocked nutty shit actually sort of make sense sometimes. If I had to his rants more than like 3 minutes a month, I’d probably lose my mind, because he’s super obnoxious and pretty corny.

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Alfitude Design is cooking some things up on the other side of the Atlantic that make me smile. They hand-print t-shirts and totes with some filthy gorgeous (thanks Scissor Sisters) designs that will be sure to make you feel at least 32% more desireable and awesome when you wear/carry them.

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Okay, I’m going to start cheating with this hot thing. Actually, I already have started because the top visited pages on my site are in the meet the model series. If I came on here every week and told you that the top pages were Ashley Pridgen, Lacey Buchanan, and Alice Fraasa, you’d get bored eventually.

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Mel Brooks plays the wise Yoda character in the sci-fi spoof Spaceballs. His catch phrase is may the Schwartz Be With You, rather than Yoda’s May the Force Be With You. Get it?

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This is a good one to wear to work or when you’re being very creepy-sleazy in a bar, blitzed out of your mind, feeling up mannequins…you know your average Tuesday night.

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U Mad, Bro? T Shirt

by on September 8, 2011

What we have here is a meme. This particular phrase is used on forums when someone is starting to get mad in a thread. Often considered trolling because this type of smart ass response often fuels the fire. Kind of funny for sure. Go check out Know Your Meme for the full history of this thing.

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Apparently, General Douglas MacArthur returned from somewhere with his crew. And his pants were rolled up and he had a surfboard. The waves in the Phillipines were pretty sweet, and since he’d come all that way to do battle, he didn’t want to waste an opportunity to catch a few waves after the fighting bullshit was over.

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This sloth is hanging in that tree and moving slow and keepin’ it real. He’ll get where he needs to be. Could take 37 hours but that’s okay because he’s a sloth. For some reason I have a hard time comprehending that there are female sloths though I’m pretty sure they exist. I’m not going to do any background research to figure out for sure, but if I was a betting man, and I am, $50 says there are female sloths.

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There is a very little bit of the combination of bows and ties that is cool, but it is out there, and you can find it if you try. To start off with this Venn Diagram Bow Ties Cool T Shirt is pretty great. It harkens back to all the great bow tie wearers of yore, like, ummm, Winston Churchill and Pee Wee Herman.

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Gif Peanut Butter T Shirt

by on September 6, 2011

Available in Men's and Women's Sizes.

Nice little wordplay/imageplay right here. You have the jar that recalls a JIF peanut butter, but you got the word gif, which, of course, is an image type. It’s cool that’s it’s like 8-bit or maybe 16-bit, because that’s cool. Would have been cooler as an animated gif but I’m sure that’s pretty hard to pull off on a t-shirt. Not impossible, but we have enough happening on this GIF Peanut Butter T Shirt to make it a desireable purchase.

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Family Matters had a pretty spectacular run from 1989 to 1998. 215 episodes starring Urkel the nerdy black kid. So now you have this Urkelometer T Shirt that measures how urkel you are. From 0 Urkels, which means you’re pretty cool, to 8.0 Urkels, which is like the red zone of pure nerd with suspenders and cumbersome glasses and high waters.

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Nice way to slip in a very dirty sexual reference. Drop an iceberg in the mix and everybody becomes frigid, except those that truly dig the plea for just the tiniest little bit of sex. If you like the word/imageplay going on here, and you like to convince girls to give it up by promising just the tip. Or if you’re a girl that demands just the tip as you’re getting to know each other then this Just the Tip T Shirt is a no brainer purchase.

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