Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

Hurry up and take advantage of the Buy 2 Get One Free deal from Busted Tees. You know you can’t limit yourself to just one of their great designs anyway, so might as well get three for the price of two. Capiche?

This deal is good through September 21, 2011 at noon EST, so get movin’.

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Apparently this toast feels like giving the toast that just got toasted a little grief for being over toasted. And well he should, because that’s how it is in the testestone-riddled world of toast and toasters. Eat or be eaten. Jelly, jams, and butters smeared up and down and all around. Brutal. So, when you get a chance to lighten the mood with a little, over the top joke like making fun of your toast buddy doing a few too many minutes under the lights, then you gotta do it for sanity.

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Storage Wars T Shirt

by on September 19, 2011

Don’t mess with jilted digital storage devises. They have nothing really left to lose so they’ll come at you with everything they have, including stray paper clips. I bet it was those 3.5″ that got to that CD or is that a DVD. Whatever, those 3.5″ were physically built to last in that hard plastic. That Flash drive, thumb drive, memory stick doesn’t stand a chance, because, one, it has too many names and two, the broken up CD didn’t satiate the blood lust. This is really a sad situation on this Storage Wars T Shirt, and I don’t know why you’d want to wear it on your body.

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Sugar Daddy T Shirt

by on September 17, 2011

I didn’t know that Sugar Daddy’s had to advertise, but I guess times are tough and if you can’t afford the threads that show you have the money, then the next best thing is to wear a shirt that says you have the dough. Normally, you think the come hither looks and the confident banter directed at the hottest chick (who looks expensive) in the room, along with tasteful bling, expensive clothes and casual mentions of the Porsche in the parking lot was all you really needed to do to lure in the ladies. But, maybe your portfolio got slammed in the last crash, and the real estate is in the shitter, you got laid off the 6-figure corporate gig, and now, well now you gotta do what you can to continue playing the game.

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A little fresh meat at the top this week: Bat and Robin. Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely adore my top traffic pages and best sellers, but I love to see some different shirts get some buzz. So, of course, horny little teenagers were checking out the meet the model pages, and I think all things are going to be hot from now ’til All Saints Day, so of funny group Halloween costumes are hoppin’.

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Jesus QR Bar Code T Shirt

by on September 14, 2011

Can this really be somebody’s QR Bar Code? Please. I love Jesus. He needs to be everywhere. In fact, I have him on top of my pen. It’s a Jesus pen topper and it gives me strength when I write important notes to my mother, such as “Sorry for forgetting to take out the trash. It’s gone now, and the maggot situation is under control…I think.”

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Another mashup and this is funny because The Oneders was the band in the movie, That Thing You Do, and their logo was a bunch of colorful swatches. Now, you have this The Pantones T Shirt with the swaths of color and a the Pantone code for the colors, which is how designers and printers and those that work with color determine the exact match.

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This is the ultimate gamer recycling shirt and if you play the first-person shooter (FPS) games you probably need to own it as soon as possible. This ain’t no joke. It will improve you game performance 7% and that’s significant if you’re good.

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Skeleton Hands T Shirt

by on September 13, 2011

I’m not sure if this skeleton is a female grabbing at its own breast region or if it’s a skeleton coming from behind the wearer of the shirt, sort of like that famous Janet Jackson The Rolling Stone cover. Or is it less sexualized and just a terrorized grasp of the chest. I don’t know but one thing is for certain…this Skeleton Hands T Shirt is a must have for all of you freaks that dig skeletons. Also, a nice option for any Halloween related functions.

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I’ve always liked the rhyming Zebra, but then again I’m a corny mofo, so if you feel differently about the poor creature than I do, then you should probably just go with your first instinct and buy this Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue, I Hate Rhyming…Zebra T Shirt even though it totally proves that your heart is colder than a well digger’s ass.

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This is beautiful message of pulling yourself up by your bootstraps and making a go of it. Actually, it’s an anti-Religious Right Tee, ‘cuz Snorg Tees wants you to get all secular or godless or humanist or some other sort devil-driven life systemish.

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Nice little twist on the Frankenstein legend. First, it’s a common mistake to think that the monster’s name was Frankenstein, when really it was the doctor’s name. Second, why not break up Frankenstein into a team of two. Frank was better with the science: chemistry, biology…figuring out the best recipe for embalming. Stein was the marketer of the duo, which is why you’re now seeing this Dr’s Frank N Steins Embalming Elixir T-Shirt.

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