Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

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Oh boy do we have some wordplay right here. Supported with imagery no less. First of all, I love nearly all t-shirts with bicycles on them. Bikes are cool. Second, who doesn’t like a good word play. Third, bicycles do take naps. True story and well documented.

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My question is…without the name of the shirt visible is anybody going to know what the hell is going on with this design? Or maybe that’s the point. It’s the perfect icebreaker. What’s that on your shirt…green pizza? Close. It’s pizza crop circles. Oh, that’s really weird. Now, if this person is into the weirdos, then this little meet up turns into a hook up, and then you’re married with kids and miserable. So, maybe don’t get this shirt. It’s too powerful. Not sure what Headline Shirts is thinking releasing this type of thing into the world.

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Not sure what this means, but it sounds cool. Iggy Pop wore this tee in LA in 1978, and I’m not sure if he’s saying he was such a force of nature in the 60’s that he wiped out the entire decade like a huge wave. Or maybe he just got Wiped Out in the 60s. Or maybe in the late 70s this was the way of saying you forgot everything, so Iggy maybe doesn’t remember the 60s.

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Worn Free has come up with the cool concept of printing t-shirts that celebrities of yore wore. In this example, we have the Rental T Shirt that Frank Zappa donned some time when he was being awesome. Pretty neat stuff here. If you want to point yourself in the direction of possessing even a fraction of the amount of excellent that Frank was, then this is a good start.

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This is great. Usually, it’s some sorted BJs in the back alley story, but here we have a very disconsolote young man talking about how had to stoop so low and be a paper boy when he was 11. Tough story to digest, but it seems to have made him stronger, and able to take on anything in his new career as a male prostitute.

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Hey, sometimes you think people that kill themselves are selfish. I mean offing yourself, so that someone that loves you has to find you dead and hanging from the rafters or in a pool of blood or whatever is pretty awful. However, if you have this shirt from T-Shirt Hell on that mitigates the damage significantly, because it shows you want to save time for the person that finds you. That don’t have to rifle through your shit to find your note. They know exactly where it is.

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Perm Whale T Shirt

by on July 7, 2012

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I almost feel like I’m missing something here. Tshirt Hell normally goes for the most offensive or dirty, but on the subject of sperm whale, they threw a curve ball and went with the always funny perm. I like it. And, I like how happy that whale is. Totally went with his heart and got the perm, despite the naysayers, and now he’s in the flow. Good for him.

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These two things often go hand-in-hand. Vegetarianism and pot smoking. In I think marijuana is a prerequisite of being a card-carrying vegetarian. Or maybe calling yourself a vegetarian is how the kids let people know they’re in the market for a dime bag. I haven’t been on the street level for a while, so I don’t know the lingo. Either way, get this shirt because you love veggies and weed. Yay!

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Sigmund Freud played the mind games for sure. You saw that movie, A Dangerous Method, with Viggo Mortensen and Keira Knightley and Michael Fassbender. He was kind of a dick to Carl Jung, and he played mind games with him. Still, he did very respectable work, so props to him for that. Plus, he made it okay to say anal, and everything was connected to sex. This shirt is a celebration of the complexity of humanity.

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This one is a little spooky. The spirit of the dinosaurs that have died and become the oil we pull out of the ground to produce our fuel. Then, you have the oil barrel on its side leaking the stuff on the ground, polluting the Earth. It’s not overt, but this shirt is saying that fossil fuels had a good run, but they’re no longer viable. The planet is overheating and the oil reserves are diminishing significantly. So, let’s look at some alternatives.

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The Good, The Bad & The Ugly was a great Clint Eastwood film, and this shirt is no different. I mean it’s different in that there’s a coyote in a sarape rather than Clint Eastwood, but it’s the same in that it’s awesome just like the movie. And just to be clear that is not a coyote in a sarape as in someone who smuggles illegal immigrants across the border. It’s actually a coyote animal.

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This is kind of funny. Not everyone does accept the high fives from strangers so it’s good to spell it out up front, so the high fiver feels comfortable. I mean, you never know when something awesome is going to happen and you’re going to need to high five. Sporting events are pretty obvious places to be ready to accept and give out high fives. But, what about weddings? The bride and groom might want to celebrate in this way.

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