Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

Well how do you like that? Usually, you have instant milk, instant potatoes, instant coffee, and instant sea monkeys, but right here you have a Instant Human Just Add Coffee T Shirt. You see here’s what happens. People start to become dependent on injections of caffeine. That can’t get moving or motivated in the morning without their cup of coffee. They can’t make it to lunch without another. And, they can’t power through the afternoon doldrums without that power drink.

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Good wordplay here in this design by Karma Police 7. This person’s particular multislacking includes jumping on the couch, gaming, and listening to an iPod. That’s some pretty good multislacking. God, I really like this concept of multislacking. You could have TVs and laptops and corn chips. Or foos ball, People magazine, and weed. There’s any number of shirts that could get pumped out under this handle. Love it, which is why I highly recommend you get this Multislacking T Shirt.

Read more on Multislacking T Shirt from Red Bubble…

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Nice little holiday mashup here. Game of Thrones…beard, sword, red-nosed dogs mashed with Santa’s sleigh, the coloring of the holidays, and presents. Get this Winter is Coming T shirt before it sells out as the holidays near and people begin to panic about buying shit for their second cousin’s nephew, whom they have never met. shopping frenzy and can’t stop themselves from buying everything in sight.

Read more on Game of Thrones Santa’s Sleigh Winter is Coming T Shirt from Busted Tees…

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Of course this is a mash up of The Beatles Abbey Road album cover and the Pac Man game that was the hottest thing in gaming entertainment in the 80s. Good combination. Abbey Road is a really excellent album and everybody has done spoofs of the iconic Fab Four taking wide strides in the crosswalk. This Pac-Man Crossing T Shirt just looks cool and is probably something you need to own.

Read more on The Beatles Pacman Crossing T Shirt from Busted Tees…

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Apparently, this absurdity = Your Argument is Invalid is a wackydoodle Internet meme. It started on 4chan–because anything good on the Internet started on 4chan–with Nicolas Cage photoshopped portrait in which he is sporting a bird for hair. My hair is a bird, your argument is invalid. This is pretty much spectacularly funny.

Read more on Goat Bicycle Your Argument is Invalid T Shirt from Snorg Tees…

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It’s so true. These damn kids with their Flash sticks and iPods that hold about 3.9 million times more data than those un-floppy 3.5″ floppy disks. Then, there are the computers, which are 639 thousand times more powerful than the shitty green screened beige thing you owned in the late 80s. If you’re older than dirt and appreciate the trials and tribulations of the older generations, then you probably need to pick up the Kids Today Have No Idea What This Is T Shirt.

Read more on 3.5″ Floppy Kids Today Have No Idea What This Is T Shirt from Snorg Tees…

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The Walking Dead is the zombie TV show on AMC, and Rick Grimes is the main character. If he can work his way through hordes of zombies, then he can probably negotiate his way through the rotting corpse that is the US government. I’m on board. I was skeptical at first, but the guy looks like a really good choice. Better than any other we have right now.

Read more on The Walking Dead Rick Grimes For President 2012 T Shirt from Five Finger Tees…

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There’s a crew over in Manchester, England called Got the T Shirt that is pumping out some shirts you probably need to take a look at, especially if you want to get that Manchester flavor on your chest. Lot’s of local color. Quotes from footballers. References to scores from Man Utd vs. Man City matches. Words of wisdom from Vinnie Jones. Shit I don’t even understand, which makes it even cooler…like a tee with a mustache that says Bang Tidy.

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What a spectacular prank that would be to replace those letters overnight, so that it did say that. Plus, it would be true what with the banks bringing the 99% down in order to have enough wealth to melt down gold, and pour it into strap on molds, and diddle each other with these instruments. But, you can only use the $60,000 dildo once, ‘cuz that’s the rules. Not to mention the thing wear they smear themselves in petroleum jelly and roll around in kiddie pools full of shredded $1000 bills. That’s why the end is near, along with the fact rule of law in the US is gone, unless you’re a committer of petty or victimless crimes.

Read more on Hollywood Hills The End is Near T Shirt…

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You have to wonder about a culture and time where there’s a hit TV show about a mass murderer, who is celebrated, even as he dumps dismembered bodies into the ocean. It’s a little crazy, but hey the victims are criminals, so it’s cool. Plus, Michael C. Hall conquered cancer in 2010, so you have to root for him and his character, because life is now just a mashup up of entertainment and the day to day.

Read more on Dexter Greetings From Miami Florida T Shirt from 604 Republic…

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This poor dead robot is now part of the living dead robot horde, and will now be on an eternal quest for processors, which is what the waking dead robots crave, instead of the brains that living dead humans go for. I imagine it’s a little cleaner process with robots than humans. Less blood and gore, though I guess wiring and maybe oily parts might make for a decent mess.

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This is a good one for a Monday. Wouldn’t you say? Although, it would have been much better at about 8:15 AM, when I moped into the office staring at 8.5 hours mind numbing corporate slaggery. Would have hit home, just like Muddy Waters’ “I Can’t Be Satisfied” always hits me deep. This is a blues-based shirt perfect for my blues-based brain (I have to credit Marc Maron for that phrase).

Read more on Monday, Why You Not Friday T Shirt from Snorg Tees…

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