Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.
Kind of a cute shirt, unless you just ran over a Vietnam vet, who was helping an old lady cross the street. Then, the cuteness factor kind of wears off. But, if you’re managing your inebriation properly, and are not driving near those less fortunate, then you should wear this Oops I’m Drunk T Shirt proudly. In fact, stumble up to people, stare at them for a beat and a half, then point at the shirt. They’ll love it.
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I had a feeling Ol’ Dirty Bastard was talking about sushi. I tried not to listen to people that said he was talking about having sex without a condom, because that’s just too nasty for a song. Leave that kind of talk to the whorehouse, the alley ways, the guest bedroom, and the vestibule in the Sistine Chapel.
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That sushi roll has been stabbed! Oh what the chopstick purists must think about this one. It’s like a deep wound. An affront to the proper etiquette tenets. I want to be the person that cries “foul” at this atrocity, but I’m strangely attracted to its menace.
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What we have here is an 8-bit mashup and some wordplay. First, you have the 8-bit heart. 8-bit is a meme that stands for the good old days…like putting an analog tape cassette on a t-shirt, or a rotary phone, or rule of law in the United States. Anyways, that’s piece number one to the mashup. Piece number two is the allusion to vampires. Love and biting is all up in ever True Blood and Twilight and all those vampire entertainment programs. Of course, the wordplay is spelling bites with a “y”, which helps usher in the 8-bit concept.
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I like this one. There’s that corny line about never wanting to hurt you, who ever steps into a relationship and consciously wants to hurt the other person? Does that really happen? Maybe subconsciously because your mom burned your Farrah Fawcett poster when you were 13, but there aren’t many people that go into a relationship to intentionally inflict harm, and, if they do, there are pretty strong indicators that keep others away.
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This is the way to treat a pedophile. Make t-shirts mocking and taunting him. This State Penn T Shirt is a beauty, the shower being a very nice extra touch, because he diddled kids that went to his football camp in the shower, and once he gets convicted, then he’ll be diddled in the shower in prison. Then, he’ll probably be killed, which is what needs to happen.
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I love these rogue Starbucks logo knockoffs. Especially when they reference some random super popular video game. The combo makes for a perfect t-shirt miracle, which I thought it was appropriate to feature on Christmas day. Then, if you happen to like Skyrim and coffee, then you could take some of that check you got from your Auntie Ethel apply and use it to buy some of this Skyrim Coffee T Shirt business.
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Nice random little twist on the wolf in sheep’s clothing. Now that I think about it, what the hell does sheep’s clothing mean? I could understand sheep’s skin or sheep’s pelt, but sheep’s clothing makes no sense. Though I don’t make it to rural parts very often, so maybe sheep have a particular clothing they were. Some denim short pants and maybe a flannel button down. Is that what the wolf is dressed in? Is that how the wolf sneaks in to peaceable gatherings and wreaks havoc. Jorts and flannel gets you in the door take 15 minutes to get acclimated to the scene, then piss in the punch bowl, bite the hostess in the butt, and slap a sheep’s face…hard.
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Not really sure what to say about this shirt other than it’s really cool looking. Kind of a hipster looking dude with the jacket, button down, shoes, pants…you know the drill, but instead of a bearded face and thick-rimmed glasses, we have a horse head. Not sure if he’s in the middle of a dance move or he’s been caught stealing candy bars from the liquor store, but the image is full of kinetic energy. And, of course, that is why you should get this Eddie Horse Head T Shirt right now.
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Jason uses a lot of weapons to kill people in the very fine cinematic series Friday the 13th. I’m not into horror films myself. In fact, I can’t stand them because they’re gross and they scare me, and I get neurotic, and therapists are expensive, and they want to keep seeing me, because I don’t show a lot of progress. But, I encourage anybody that’s down with the bloody, gory, scary shit to seriously consider the merits of this Jason’s Arsenal T Shirt. It is pretty ingenious with weapons shaped as the iconic mask.
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Here’s a good one for all you kiddies out there. Get over the lie. Embrace the truth. Move on with your life. Get the Santa I Don’t Exist T Shirt because it’s the brutal truth, it’s funny, and Santa is flippin’ the bird, which is something you don’t see everyday, unless the world makes it to the future as seen in Idiocracy. Then you probably will see that everyday…
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Gingerbread is kind of a holiday treat, so this You’ll Never Catch Me I’m the Ninjabread Man T Shirt certainly has a place on this site as we charge right through the middle of the holiday season. Plus the green shirt with nice red accentuation makes this the perfect thing to wear to your most anticipated festive gathering.
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