Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

This From the Ashes T Shirt is an astronaut with a halo of ash enveloping him. Probably similar to what it really looked like walking on the moon in a lunar haze. The subject on this shirt also looks like a smudged negative of a picture of an astronaut with a weird kind of lunar glow. Sunlight bouncing off moon dust.

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Looks like that Mars Rover is really getting into the spirit of true hospitality, offering a fruity drink and a lei. This is quite touching because that robotic creature could just as easily been surly, wondering why any creatures are moving in on his red utopia. Let’s hear it for this standup robot and celebrate Life on Mars with this Greetings From Mars T Shirt.

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When you think about it brains do look kind of delicious. Like the meat scooped out of a tropical fruit. Fresh, sweet and satisfyingly tasty. I mean look at that little pile of grey matter on the bear trap. Wouldn’t you want to tuck into that any day…any time? I know I would!

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Wordplay alert! Wordplay! Wordplay! It’s funny because it’s true. Algebra is always asking for the X. It’s good that this Dear Algebra Stop Asking Us to Find Your X T Shirt exists because algebra needs an intervention. Algebra is basing all his major decisions in life on the fact that his X, Lydia, is indeed coming back…that she’s just getting some space and the relationship will be back and better than ever very soon. Those looking from the outside in, know this is definitely not the case.

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I look at the Llama on this Llama Love T Shirt and I can only think about Napoleon Dynamite and their pet llama out in the sticks of Idaho. He’s feeding the poor animal ham and other lovely bits of table scraps: “eat the food!”  I just saw the movie again, so that’s probably why I’m thinking about it.  It’s one of the greatest comedy films ever.

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Happy New Year!

If you like the game Skyrim, then you probably need to own this Detected T Shirt because it looks cool. Actually, even if you don’t know what the hell Skyrim is or you have never taken an arrow to the knee, you still probably want this tee, because it has a creepy surveillance, Big Brother, 1984, Fascist feel to it, which comes in real handy as you navigate your way through 2012 in any Banker Occupied “1st” world nation.

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Happy New Year’s Eve! As we reflect on 2011 and think ahead to the improvements we want to make for 2012, I thought this Waldo transformation design was very appropriate.

This Ninja Waldo will be found only if he wants to be found. More likely, he’ll find you if you’re in his sights for whatever reason. That red-striped shirt and beanie always made Waldo seem like kind of a dork, so this Ninja Waldo T Shirt paints him in an entirely new light. I like it. Do you?

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I can’t quite put my finger on why I like this shirt. There is some element that really draws me. Maybe it’s a subliminal thing. Or maybe it’s the colors. Or geez I just can’t quite wrap my mind around what is so appealing. Is anyone else having this sort of visceral reaction to this Girl Vs. Robot T shirt?

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Hey, if there’s anything I can recommend with no compunction, it’s that you should listen to an old guy that wears a tie and smokes a pipe. It’s just one of my rules that I don’t break. Sometimes in life you have to narrow your choices to remain level headed, and if you can find consistent wisdom flowing then make sure you tap in, because it saves you time, energy and sanity.

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Love the Hello Kittie living dead look here. We go from oh so cute global kitty phenomenon to the shoulder bone hanging out and dripping. Nasty kitty. Nasty. This is why if you’re a sicko then you probably need to get this Hello Zombie T Shirt right now. It fits your style and schtick, plus it’s just a little tweak to those Hello Kitty lovers, who are slightly absurd in their own way. Actually, I can envision a world where a Hello Kitty also loves Hello Zombie. It’s like matching the outfit to the mood or time of year. It’s an accessory to go with the ripped stockings and dark eye make up you got going for a night on the town.

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No I’m not selling Elvis name tags. No I’m not angling for a role in Bubba Ho-Tep 2. What I am doing is bringing attention to a great Hello My Name is Elvis Name Tag T Shirt. And, here’s why I’m doing it. Big Nut Tees let me know they had a collection of awesome t-shirts, so I went over there to check out the goods. Lo and behold I found this Elvis Name Tag garment, which makes perfect sense for this time of year, because, after Vince Guaraldi, Elvis put out the best Xmas music, as long as you skip the overtly Christian and stick with the secular pop tunes. He just brings too much gravity to the religious stuff, where he’s playful and swingin’ with light-hearted holiday fare.

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I love t shirts that celebrate misheard lyrics. They’re always pretty funny. This one also skews toward adorable with those cuddling little bunnies doing the martial arts thing. Somebody you know will love this Every Bunny Was Kung Fu Fighting T Shirt. Wait, it’s not Christmas any more. Who cares about anybody else. You will like this tee from Look At Me Shirts and you will be comfortable and proud as you wear it.

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