Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

Sweet lord, nice little mashup with the Doctors. Doctor Who and Doctor Seuss with Horton the elephant standing by the ubiquitous telephone booth from which all the magic of the long standing syfy series flows.

Read more on Dr. Seuss Dr. Who Horton Hears a Who T Shirt from Tshirt Bordello…

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Lot’s of people have that spinning in the head that won’t stop no matter what they do. They have insomnia. They can’t focus. It’s all moving just too fast. Normally, this type of hamster brain requires drugs, alcohol, brownies, or auto-asphyxiation to slow it down enough to really have some peace mind, all of which can get you in trouble.

Read more on Hamster Wheel Xray Head T Shirt…

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Edgar Allan Poe was so dark and miserable and everybody just thought he was born that way. Or in the modern day therapy culture, they probably spoke of imbalances in the brain, and the need for some psychotropic meds. However, it has recently come to light that the only thing he really needed was an outlet for his deep desire to move his body to the rhythm.

Read more on Edgar Allan Poe I Just Want to Dance T Shirt…

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The Cool Story Bro meme has been going strong now for awhile, and it’s only getting stronger, especially with this Cool Story Bro Needs More Dragons T Shirt from Snorg Tees hitting the online marketplace. You’ll probably need to get this to stay ahead of the curve and your hip neighbor who lords over you the fact that she is on the bleeding edge. Shove this shirt back in her face and see that relationship do a 180 degree flipparooni where you’re calling the shots, and making the tastes, and she is just lapping up the scraps from your kingly awesome table.

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I can understand the printing of the shirt, the making of the shirt, the design of the shirt, but the outsourcing the writing on the shirt is something that makes me sad. This is actually the first in a series of English as a Second Language tees that Snorg Tees is running to encourage global participation in the art of making funny garments.

Read more on When I’m Sad I Stop Being Sad and Be Awesome Instead T Shirt from Snorg Tees…

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God I love that little kid. Ginger, snaggle teeth, freckles, button down shirt with tie and sweater. Bright eyes. And a nice big plate of brains. If you were meant to be a zombie and you accepted and embraced that fate, the Apocalypse looks a whole lot brighter. Despite all the death and destruction, mister future zombie is actually just then finding his ultimate flow, which is all you can ever ask for this life time.

Read more on I Want to Be a Zombie When I Grow Up T shirt from Red Bubble…

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Not sure why Thunderies Tees is calling this one Eagle Owl T Shirt, but I think it’s a pretty cool design so I’m featuring it right here on this blog. Right now I am typing about the Eagle Owl Tee from Thunderies Tees.

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A nice twist on the name tag shirt you see all over the place. You know what I think is really funny regarding this But You Can Call Me Prince T Shirt? It’s that Prince is Prince and he wears blouses and poses all sexy on his albums. Lot of skin. A little of hair product. Much make up. And meticulous tweezing of the eyebrows, and shaving of the facial hair. Just outstanding.

Read more on Hi My Name is But You Can Call Me Prince T Shirt from Red Bubble…

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Love the toast with the French facial hair. Oui Oui. Not much more to say about it. It’s cute and clever and it’s making me hungry except I don’t eat French toast. I only eat eggy bread. That’s what French toast was called in my house growing up. No, no it was none of that anti-France stuff. It was just what we called it up there in the thin air in the Mile High City.

Read more on Bonjour French Toast Lover T Shirt from Red Bubble…

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I’m going to tell you something right now that may come as a bit of a shock: war’s a bitch! Even the bad guys, like this Storm Trooper, have feelings. They bond with their co-evil killers. There’s love in the midst of the darkness, which is why war is never the answer. Well that’s not true, but it’s not a very good answer. Diplomacy, money laundering, and secret rebel killing is a much cleaner way to go, and the public relations is a breeze, because nobody has any idea that it’s going on.

Read more on Star Wars Storm Trooper I Had Friends on the Death Star T Shirt from Five Finger Tees…

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The question is who’s hatin’ on who? Yeah, Oscar is grouchy and unpleasant, but is that really hate or just general dislike for everything and everybody. Maybe it’s y’all given Oscar hell for being the Grouch. In other words….hating on him. Nah, you’re right this Haters Gonna Hate T Shirt is all about Oscar being a Hater and doing what he does best, which is hate.

Read more on Sesame Street Oscar the Grouch Haters Gonna Hate T Shirt from Five Finger Tees…

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This here is a very fine t-shirt from Uncle Cletus. I have been on my high, political horse lately, trying to make points about things I don’t really understand. Sounding indignant. Warning of impending doom. And encouraging people to fight back against the Oligarchy and growing fascist state. Of course, I’m just sitting here wondering how many of the Commodores were gay, and eating Fritos, which is pretty much my nightly ritual.

Read more on Occupy My Pants T Shirt from Uncle Cletus…

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