Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

Deez Teez 2 for 1 Sale

by on February 12, 2012

I’m not sure how long this sale will be available but any time you can get two high quality funny t shirts for the price of one you have to do it. Or you have to at least give it serious consideration. Go take advantage of this sale at Deez Teez right now.

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This is the practical wisdom lost on most motivation speakers and A personalities. You strive, strive, strive. Work hard. Ignore the setbacks and obstacles and fight to achieve goals. For what? To go right back at it the next day. Ever escalating goals. Ever increasing appetites to satiate. It’s nuts. Why not settle in where you’re at and make it work. Maybe knock off a couple of easy tasks that drop in your lap. Follow the path of least resistance. Less wear and tear. Less forcing it.

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Somebody brought a girlfriend in. And was showing her the pole. Of course, she’s all over the pole dancing exercise craze. It’s a great core and arm workout. So, she decided to show him a few moves, thinking that all the other dudes were preoccupied lighting their farts in the “lounge”, so that they would have some alone time.

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This is a very nice little design. If you can’t see it on the image, let me describe it in such great detail that you will begin to quiver with anticipation reaching for your wallet light headed.

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This is a good one. Kool-Aid Man is always breaking through walls just to give kids beverages. That doesn’t seem like a good enough reason to cause so much damage, and apparently the judge agreed, sentencing Kool-Aid Man to very appropriate community service. Start mending some of the walls you have destroyed Mr. Kool-Aid.

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Ah, the basics. Sometimes it really is the small things, the simple things that bring the most pleasure. How about a toast to health with a fine glass of beer. That’s a lovely gesture and something we could all use more of in these modern days of non-stop hustle and bustle and screens flashing blips into our eyeballs all day.

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This is a well-worded funny t shirt that I enjoy immensely. If you can’t read the entire thing it says:

One Ring to Rule Them All. Baggins Family Jewelers. The Largest Selection of Precious Jewelry in Middle Earth. Pretty clever. This Baggins Family Jewelers T Shirt is doubly nice because it reminds me of those corny local commercials for jewelry stores you see in every mid-size to large metropolitan area. One of the greatest fantasy books of all time combined with one of the corniest industries of all time. Perfect.

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It’s the shirt about the Dr. Who episode where if you blink the stone angel kills your ass. Scary. Watch the clip if you don’t believe me. Check out those fangs. My eyes are watering just thinking about this episode. Are you a Doctor Who fan? Did you see this one? What did you think? Is anybody going to answer my questions? Do I have to call my mom and my aunt and get them to start commenting on this blog? ‘Cuz I will you know.

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Not sure what the hell is going on here in terms of the Full House clip below, and I really don’t care, but if you’re a fan of the show then this Wake Up San Francisco T Shirt was made especially for you. Really, Busted Tees printed out your Facebook profile pic in full color, pasted it to a Popsicle stick then designed the shirt while looking you straight in the eyes. No lie.

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Pound it around before it hits the ground. National Balloonball Association. Is this Balloonball World Championship T Shirt referencing something in pop culture or are we just harkening back to our childhood, when we were bored out of our minds so a little ballonball was in order. Pretty fun game really. Good for the reflexes and hand-eye coordination. Probably should be more balloonball, which was huge in the 80s and a little less computer, TV, texting time.

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Loot T Shirt

by on February 8, 2012

I feel like this is a strong statement against the destroyers of the US economy, namely corporations, politicians, and Wall Street. It’s US money spelling out Loot, which is quite apropos. They’re printing money, going negative on the interest rate, punishing savers, and rewarding reckless speculators. Not a great way to stabilize and/or grow an economy. Bernanke should have been shown the door along time ago. There should be bankers in jail. We need perp walks or the rule of law in this country becomes a joke, and, naturally, things will become much more unruly.

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Better get on over to the Busted Tees and take advantage of the great deal on all the shirts in their catalog. If I could do math, I would be able to tell what percentage off you’re getting with this deal. I’m pretty it’s over 30% in savings. Funny T Shirts are perfect Valentine’s Day presents. Or if you’re alone, they’re perfect to lift your lonely, single spirit.

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