Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

Man that’s a hot woman partying naked right here. Looks like she may beyond coherent thought though. Probably wouldn’t have the party hat askew and hair over her eyes and the beer spilling out of the body if she even had half her faculties about her. That’s why you can party with this person, but that’s it. No taking advantage. Just a little advice. Get this Shit Happens When You Party Naked T Shirt as kind of a guide to your weekend adventure. A do’s and dont’s sort of cheat sheet. It may be tempting to make a move but I advice that you do not.

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It’s always good to have clear intentions. If you do not have clear intentions things get muddled, and oftentimes you go through life in a half-assed way. This I’m Not Irish But I’m Hoping to Get Lucky T Shirt is full of clear intentions and honesty. It’s like…look…I know the Irish are the stars in March, but I’m not Irish. However, I am hoping to get laid tonight anyway, so can you accommodate me on that?

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Can’t get enough zombie shirts in my collection, and this Zombie Astronaut T Shirt is certainly a worthy addition. Man, that zombie is going to have a tough time finding sustenance in space. Not a lot of blood up there in the oxygenless atmosphere. But, surely he knew that before he embarked so he probably has a lot of blood reserves in the fridge on board the ship.

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Specialising in the appreciation of ones life since 2004. I’m not sure what this John Kramer Mechanical Engineering T Shirt really means. Do you have any idea? Leave your thoughts in the comments. What the hell am I talking about? Nobody leaves any comments. I’m going to have to look this up for myself. Here I go…

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I’m not sure this tee is accurate. I mean, there’s a DIY culture of musicians that are still pumping out material on analog tape. It’s a richer sound than digital, and the old school feel of slipping a tape into its slot and snapping the door shut is more pleasing to the tactile senses than pressing play on your iPod screen.

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We here at Tshirt Groove obviously dig any tee with the word groove or groovy. And this Groovy T Shirt is no exception. Plus, it’s got the added bonus of being a modern thumbs up like Facebook icon mashed up with an old time 70s word, which makes it quite intriguing.

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It’s so true that Mini Vans are that much fun. In fact, they are mega fun. I mean you get the extra space of a van, but you can maneuver like a sedan. What could be more fun? You have more than enough room for kids and adults and gear. Hell, go camping. Uh oh, here is a skinny road to get to your campsite. That’s OK, the mini van can fit. Try that with a full-size truck or van.

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Classic song. Classic pose. Classic jeripermfro. Classic moustache. Classic lyric. Um, five solid reasons you should get this Hello Is It Me You’re Looking For T Shirt. Five! I’ve made much larger purchasing decisions on two solid reasons. It’s absurd to think anybody would look at this shirt, and look at the price and say “not for me.”

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I like this one. The EKG flatlines as your buddy is telling that same fucking story about the ticket he got out of by telling the cop that story about the hooker and the donkey. Or maybe you wear this For a Minute There You Bored Me to Death T Shirt to church and kind catch the preacher’s eye and point at it. Or maybe you wear it to every meeting at work. Or maybe you walk up to strangers, ask them probing questions, then point to the shirt like 30 seconds in to their heart felt answers.

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This is a very important Public Service Announcement. Most people spend about 97 minutes picking their nose each and every day, whereas, the hardly spend any time picking their friends. And, we all know, if you have the wrong friends, your life will be miserable and they will drag you into the gutter with ’em. So, instead of picking your nose, this Pick Your Friends Not Your Nose T Shirts wisely exhorts you to take that ample time to make sure the people you decide to spend time with are top quality.

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Pretty solid St. Patty’s Day tee right here. It’s assumed that all Irish people drink heavily, which isn’t totally true. There are 7% of the Irish people throughout the world that actually consume less than 8 drinks per day. So, technically, this Irish Today Hungover Tomorrow T Shirt should have asterisks and stuff with messaging that makes this clear.

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Moon Hoax T Shirt

by on February 29, 2012

Clapboard with moon landing scene 14, take 03. That’s funny. They’re like okay, a little more to the left, and try to get that flag straight up, and we need a better shadow from the astronaut outside the frame. We’re getting there, but come on people this is an important event to Kennedy. He challenged us now we have to deliver before the Russians come up with their own moon landing film.

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