Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

Welcome to 2012, where a 15-seed beats a 2-seed in the March Madness NCAA tournament and the t-shirt comes out a few hours later. Lehigh beat Duke 75-70 to become the third #15 to beat a #2. Of course, this brings up the brutally harsh memory of my Arizona Wildcats losing to Steve Nash’s Santa Clara team in the FIRST #2 over #15 upset.

Read more on This Was No Upset Lehigh Mountain Hawks T Shirt from Fanatics…

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Dude sorta looks like he’s in his jammies, jammin’ to the beat of his drumming. I was trying to make some clever wordplay with to the beat of a different drum, except the different drum is his drum, and he’s the one making the beats. I let it ferment in my mind for like 15 seconds and nothing came, so I copped out and just did this rambling meta description of my thought process. Sorry for the second rate t-shirt blogging right there. I’ll try harder.

Read more on Bongo Droppin’ Mad Beats T Shirt from Sackwear…

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By the hour or by the day. Does Frank wash these t-shirts after they are returned from a hard-days rental, or does he just throw them in piles (according to size) and pull them out wet and rank for the next customer? Tough to say as I’ve never been to Frank’s establishment. I imagine it’s by the beach somewhere, and sometimes people find themselves at the beach without a t-shirt, which, frankly, is a terrible predicament.

Read more on Frank’s T Shirt Rental T Shirt from Sackwear…

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Nice gas mask. Nice concept. You want people to be aware that the courtesy toilet flush is always something they should be on the lookout for. It’s something you need to be proactive with. Actually, now that I think about it, I have no idea what the courtesy flush is. Is it the flush you do as a visitor to someone else’s home when you have about 3 bowl’s full of excrement to purge from your system, but you don’t want to clog the toilet and make it overflow, so that there’s brown bog water soaking that cute little shag shower mat and threatening to spread under the door and into the hallway toward the childrens’ rooms?

Read more on Help Support the Courtesy Flush T Shirt from Sackwear…

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Did you know that when you type Control Z on a manual typewriter it makes the paper scroll really fast like there’s a poltergeist? Go ahead and get to a thrift store and pick up an old manual typewriter, then find your youngest cousin or nephew or neice and do the Control Z trick. It will scare the piss out of them. They’ll probably start crying. You can comfort by saying it’s just a little demonic presence making the paper fly.

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Available in Men’s and Women’s Sizes

This is one of those misdirection t-shirts that’s done really well. Headline Shirts dropped the maple leaf and color from the Canadian flag and added the 420 below, so now there’s crazy confusion. Is that a pot leaf? I think Canada was known for drinking much beer, not smoking pot? Will that red color exaggerate my hard nipples?

Read more on Canadian Flag Maple Leaf 420 T Shirt…

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Syracuse has a rich basketball history. Jim Boeheim has coached the team for 35 years. That’s insane! They won in 2003 with Carmelo Anthony and that crazy 2-3 zone Boeheim has mastered. Going into this year’s March Madness tournament, they’re 31-2, which is an intensely awesome record, especially playing in a conference that has several top flight teams. Nonetheless, I did not pick them to go to the Final Four. Not having their main big man, Fab Melo, is going to hurt too much.

Read more on Syracuse Orange T Shirt from Busted Tees…

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So this is an actual Florida Gators cheer. What better tee to feature as March Madness comes upon us, than Two Bits, Four Bits, Six Bits, A Dollar T Shirt. All for the Gators stand up and hollar. What I’ve never understood about this cheer is why we’re mixing UK money with US money. Know what I mean? Bits are from Britain. Right? And then there’s the US dollar.

Read more on Florida Gators Two Bits, Four Bits, Six Bits, a Dollar T Shirt from Busted Tees…

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Who doesn’t have fond memories of recess? Getting out of those smelly classrooms with the droning teachers and the creepy florescent lights. Squeaking chalk board. And the kid next to you is eating her boogers. The bell rings and you are released. At least for 30 minutes you can run free in the fresh air. Throw red rubber balls and your friends’ heads.

Read more on Recess T Shirt from Busted Tees…

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Look at that fine fine tiered pricing over at Busted Tees. The more you buy, the more you save. Isn’t that just like the American Way we’ve all come to know and love, and will lose if we don’t fight for it. Wait, let’s not get all revolutionary right now. There’s too much funny on the line. Take advantage. Do it now!

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So this is either a euphemism for fucking taken from the silent movie The Artist. Or it’s a paean to Mike Breen’s 3-point call during NBA games. Either way it’s awesome and you agree. I can feel the vibes bouncing out your brain. Tells me all I need to know. Go ahead, pick up this Bang T Shirt and watch your entire life fall into place just like you want it.

Read more on Bang T Shirt from Snorg Tees…

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Get it. This is that part of the alphabet, where you really get rolling L…M…N…O. It all mooshes together so it sounds like this Elameno T Shirt spells it out. Pretty funny. What age do kids start learning the alphabet. This would be a great tee to put in front of them right before they start to wrap their minds around that. Would confuse the hell out of them. Probably wouldn’t ever be able to spell quite right.

Read more on Elameno T Shirt from Snorg Tees…

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