Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

Pirate Seal T Shirt

by on March 28, 2012

Seems to me like there’s some extra stuff added to the typical pirate flag, but maybe that’s why this is the Pirate Seal T Shirt, rather than the pirate flag. The Jolly Roger is just the flag thing that you have to keep simple so that boats recognize as they’re passing by. The seal is the kind of thing that gets woven into tapestry and hung up on the seamen’s quarters, and perhaps in their homes if they have them. I mean you have to be blown away by the details: skull and crossbones, cutlass, smoking gun, and an eye patch, and, of course, the eagle.

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Squirrel Banjo T Shirt

by on March 28, 2012

This has to qualify as one of the weirdest shirts in the funny t shirt market today. Am I right? We have squirrel standing on an amp with a banjo that plugged in. I think he’s playing the banjo version of Gin & Juice. Now, the more interesting question is who was the craftsman that put that micro banjo together. That is what’s most important to figure out here.

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Not sure what to say about this Game Changer T Shirt. I guess that’s a 20-sided die, which is used in all sorts of nerditry. I suppose if you roll a 20 then that’s a good thing because it gives you a lot of options or power or something that helps you exert your monumental geekosity over the weaksauce dorks you’re gaming with.

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Snorg Tees is running a 15% off Spring Cleaning special that you better take advantage of. Open the windows, smell the fresh blooms, and get your credit card out to save some money on some awesome tees. Hurry! Deal ends March 27.

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I love this one. You got the guy up in the tree trying out the new technology, and his partner in the endeavor waiting and hoping down below. I’m sure he’s ecstatic, when his bud staring through the contraption can see that the creature is, indeed, a mammoth.

Read more on It’s a Mammoth The First Microscope T Shirt from Banished Shirts…

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I like this Lobbyists Conducting Legal Corruption Since 1869 T Shirt because it cuts right to the heart of all that is wrong with the United States. Capitalism is a great thing, until there’s complete de-regulation and the Corporations are left to their own devices to determine right and wrong . And, that, I’m afraid, doesn’t work at all, because corporations have no hearts, souls, and minds. Rather they are automatons working to forever boost the stock price for shareholders, which is an absolutely unsustainable system.

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Of all the Bird is the Word T shirts out there this Bird is the Word T Shirt from Banished Shirts is definitely my favorite. Very nicely done. Very appealing to the eye. And, of course, you can never have too much celebration of one of the finest and weirdest songs in the history of music. Basically, that thing came out of nowhere in the early days of rock ‘n roll and The Trashmen’s classic has stood the test of time. Obviously.

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Very nice Harry Potter shirt right here. Talk about keeping his cool in trying situations. Harry was quick on his feet and dealt with extraordinary circumstances with aplomb. This is why this Keep Calm and Carry a Wand T Shirt exists. To help you remember the triumph over evil of the students at Hogwarts against overwhelming odds.

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You gotta like the silly wordplay here. That is a pretty sweet pad, though I would think you wouldn’t want to make your house out of something you love to eat. I mean, I can’t even have food in the pantry that I like to eat, but I’m not allowed to eat on my slow carb diet. Why? Because I’ll frickin’ eat it, break my diet, and turn into the fattest tub of lard on my block. That’s why.

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Hey look at those boys having a good ol’ time. Makes me think back to my happy and fancy free days of yore. Ah youth. Chip and Chet are having a great time with a pair of hobnail boots for Chip and Chet’s face. It’s fun!

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I like this design. White people hello is the translation from Spanish to English. And then you have these super-white looking kids. Like you couldn’t have whiter looking kids, unless you had them sitting on a ski lift. Such bold imagery and lettering, and the message is clear on this Gringos Hola T Shirt. White people are welcome, but just remember…you’re white.

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I totally would love to know what this Petunia T Shirt means. Where it comes from. Who inspired it. But, I don’t. Busted Tees left a clue with this Krebstar ink stuff, but I can’t really figure out what that means. Can anyone help me? I’m going to give it one more round of research, then I’m going to tuck my tail between my legs and bemoan the fact that I was born of an incestuous union. You know…tail between my legs. Get it?

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