Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

Cheesecake Factory’s new policy No Shoes, No Shirt, No Sheldon. It’s because he asks for a barbeque bacon cheeseburger with the barbeque bacon and cheese on the side. And, because the waitress, his neighbor Penny, is angry at him. He thinks it’s against California state policy and the Cheesecake Factory’s policy.

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Great scene in The Princess Bride with Fezzik picking up rocks to throw at Westley. The reason Fezzik is so good with the very large rocks is that he was in the club as a youth. That’s why you should get this Fezzik’s Rock Fighting Club T Shirt.

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California Chillin T ShirtI love this chillin’ state no doubt. He’s got an excellent orange beverage that he’s flippin’ around a little loosely, he’s got the orange frames on the shades, and he’s got the orange flip flops. Good stuff. I really identify with the dude on this California Chillin’ T Shirt. And, it’s a perfect thing to pick up as the weather warms up.

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Game of Swords T ShirtWhat you have here is Link in the classic Link pose from Legend of Zelda, but you also have hints of the Game of Thrones, which, my friends, makes this a mashup! Did you hear that? We have a mashup on our hands and it makes me so happy. This Game of Swords T Shirt is pretty sweet. Look at all of the swords behind Link.

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It’s another That Shit Cray T Shirt. Hooray for that shit cray. Save some syllables. Sound cool. Look cool. Jay-Z and Kanye said it and now you’re wearing it. Maybe even one-upped those icons of the rap industry. Heck, I wouldn’t have minded if that shirt said cray cray. Nothing better than that. That shit cray. That shit cray. That shit cray.

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Corporal Hicks wears a similar Peace Through Superior Firepower T Shirt in Aliens. If you like that character and that film, then it probably goes without saying that this shirt is for you. In fact, Five Finger Tees had your face on their 93″ MAC monitor as they were designing it, just so they would get it right.

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There are actually people that find this movie to be like super spiritual and elemental and spoken from the sacred texts, which I suppose is why it’s still talked about and even celebrated on T-shirt designs. Actually, there were like two sequels and a remake is coming in 2014, so it’s kind of literally the NeverEnding Story.

Read more on The NeverEnding Story Neverending Friendship T Shirt from 604 Republic…

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First thing I think of when I see this Hold Me Tight T Shirt from Certified Dress Code is that Jesus, who you invited into your heart when you were full of reverie and suppressed lust for that cute blond, Mary, at Christian camp, has now realized your heart isn’t as hospitable, and you forgot he was in there, so now he’s forceably trying to pull his way out. He’s the son of God so he’s got big hands. Sad day for you backslider.

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Man…don’t wear this in front of the kids. I’m 41 and having a hard time digesting this image (ha ha ha…get it…digesting). Of course, it’s tougher for me because I used to have a cookie monster puppet with googly moogly eyes, blue fur, and a huge mouth. That puppet ate cookies just like Cookie Monster. In other words, not at all. Cookie crumbs just flying everywhere.

Read more on Cookie Monster Revenge T Shirt from Snorg Tees…

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The only way you’re allowed to wear this I Can’t Brain Today, I Have the Dumb T Shirt is that if you don’t have the Dumb some days. You’re not allowed to make this your excuse every day or even wear this shirt from Snorg Tees every day. Some days you have to have the smart or it just doesn’t work.

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This is a totally goofy shirt. I’m not sure I even get this Acronyms FTW T Shirt. FTW is an acronym…actually it might be an initialism. In fact, I know it’s an initialism because Penn & Teller explain it perfectly in the fine video below.

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The Muppets are those puppets that Jim Henson (God Rest His Soul) invented in the 1970s and that just had a resurgence in the last year with the New Muppet movie coming out. This Muppantones T Shirt is quite an odd way to celebrate that fact and the goofy fun the Muppets provide.

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