Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

God Bless America, Except Idaho...Fuck IdahoSomebody’s got something against the spud state. I’m sure Idahoans will take offense if you wear this shirt next time you find yourself in Boise. Of course, I’ll bet nobody cares in My Own Private Idaho.

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Tshirt hell: Only You can prevent forest firesThe rest of the story from Smoky the Bear. Life as a cartoon celebrity is incredibly busy. No really, I’m as eco-green-treehugger as the next person, but this setup and massive funny punch gets me every time. It really just gets to the heart of the environmental awareness, where we know what’s going on, but no way do we have any time to do anything about it. I think this is one of the funniest tshirts around (not sure SoCal folks would like it much though).

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George Bush Calls Out Hippies Tee

This is tip top on the funny scale for me. That’s one smug-mother-president rubbing his ineptness in the faces of tree huggers everywhere. Peace out 2008!

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Problem Solved

Photo by badjonni

Thumbs up on concise graphical humor. I hope my old lady doesn’t happen upon this post celebrating this sort of “anti-getting yelled at” humor. She’ll probably throw my headphones away.

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I love the thought of wearing this tee shirt the next time I’m late to work. It would totally diffuse any heat. Or how about when I’m late for a lunch date or a meeting. I’m keeping this baby with me at all times. How many times does it take before it loses effectiveness? I’m guessing after the 6th time I come waltzing in with a toothy grin, pointing at this baby, my boss ain’t laughing any more. I could be wrong. Just like most things in life, you have to have a bit of sophistication and pick your spots.

If you have some yen burning a hole in your pocket and live in Hong Kong, get the uniqlo version of this tshirt here.

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You Don’t Want to See This Tee, but it’s hard to look away. Gawker!

Oh the humanity. What a scene. That rookie fuzz can’t hang with that mess. That’s no joke jumping from the fourth floor. Another urban tragedy. You probably don’t want this shirt, but if you know what’s good for you and the community at large, you’ll buy it and support all the potential jumpers out there.

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This one may have even stumped MacGyver. Like his fatal flaw. The last show. Draw the curtain. Into the sunset. Craftiness can only take you so far. When you run out of butt wipe and there is not a magazine, the weekly newspaper, classified ads from the daily, baby wipes, paper towels, napkins or your shoe box of saved valentines from fourth grade, then you’re in a very bad way.

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It Pays to Look Clean

clean tee shirt

Photo by ianloic

“It Pays to Look Clean.”

Ain’t that the truth! I love the story on this one as well. Here’s what it reads on ianloic’s flickr photo of his prized teeshirt.

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tee by Supersentido.

photo by Supersentido


Man, I love this tshirt. Not sure what it is exactly. Two kids putting their heads together to turn the record. Young love. The future of vinyl is in good hands. These two are rockin’ a wedding reception like it was 1999. It’s all nostalgic and modern at the same time. Big ups to Supersentido. Check out his site. Some great art there. And that splash page music loop is strangely pleasing too.

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