Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

Talkin’ ’bout taken MMA to the next level. Bring the yarn, paint brushes and writing paper. Real men love crafts and ninja outfits. This shirt is nearly perfect. It just needs raw macaroni noodles, paste, construction paper and glitter to be the pinnacle of crafty.

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This is a very informative shirt. And stylish too. It’s always good reference for the important questions in life and arms-length away, and this lovely depiction of all the cranes you need to know can be right on your body at all times (especially if you don’t mind wearing really smelly clothes or buying seven as these tshirts and putting them in rotation).

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Oranges Purples T Shirt

by on August 25, 2008

Generally I think genetically modified food is scary and that big corporations should keep their stinkin’ devil-claws out of the farming business, but I have to make an exception for purples. These are way out cool and I’m certain quite delicious. Like a mix of concord grapes and a tangelo.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? This isn’t really a definitive answer, but certainly something to base a well-constructed hypothesis on. The egg thinks he did.

Unfortunately, this took me awhile to get. I’m slow like that. Or probably I’m just really naive. Anyway, if you have some time to sit down and discuss with people puzzled over the meaning of your shirt, this is a terrific conversation starter. Of course, you’ll need to be comfortable discussing the Oedipus complex, because if you really think about it…

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Party Pooper T Shirt

by on August 23, 2008

First off. This has got to be some party. I mean this Party Pooper’s got a pointy party hat and a beer. Right there says off the hook. Next, I’m thinking you have some substantial snacks if you gotta go number 2 in the middle of a get together that’s this hot.

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dont-tase-me-bro-tshirt-modelPart of the zeitgeist. Funny in a sad way. Police brutality is never real cool, but telling an inept group of campus cops, “Don’t tase me, bro!” is instant classic. Give the dude his props for standing up, speaking his mind and bringing issues out into the open.

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It’s brutally honest and hits way too close to home, but truth spares no one. Plus, my mom reads my blog a lot…all the time…right Mom? Mom…?

Anyway, wear this and let all those electronic journal wankers tellin’ the cyber world about clippin’ their nails, eatin’ snap doodle pops and gettin’ all emotional about their latest Internet dating break up, that no one cares about their blog!

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Alright. This shirt is just too cute to ignore. It makes you smile, so it’s in the “made a little funny” category. And what about that faux vintage wear. That makes this gem all the more loveable. Plus, don’t ever under estimate the funny power of mutual admiration between wood and stone. It’s elemental.

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Previously on Tshirt Groove Funny Tshirts of the Day blog, we discussed the athletic prowess of Jesus. Today, let’s discuss Jesus’ fiscal responsibility. Basically, as it says in Galatians, he was a 50-50 guy. Whatever money you make 50 percent goes into the piggy bank and 50 percent goes to sinful pleasures…I mean food, shelter, water, clothing – you know the necessities.

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That’s Shady T Shirt

by on August 7, 2008

Did you know that I believe the children are our future and as such, I totally want to share with the world this very important message tshirt. Fathers and mothers keep your sons and daughters on the straight and narrow. Peel them away from there iPods and game consoles just long enough to get ’em into the real world, so that you can advise them on what’s cool and what’s shady.

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I Am Here T Shirt

by on August 6, 2008

Bustin’ out the map of me! I am here. Forget Wee Willie Winkie and the children for a second. Where are you? No really, where are you? David Byrne asked “How did I get here?” and that’s a good question, but even better is “Where am I?”

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Hugs and Drugs T Shirt

by on August 4, 2008

Enough of the other. Enough of polarization. Enough of us versus them. Enough of dichotomy. Bring on the universal mind. The one. Unison. Hugs and drugs, baby. I want it all. The glicken. The ice cream, the sundae, the cherry on top and no weight gain. Bring it.

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