Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

What’s beautiful about this tshirt is that audio cassette tape, VHS tape and floppy disk all seem to have come to grips with being on the steep downhill of their careers. Maybe all the pressure of having to perform is off and now they can just hang out, be themselves and enjoy life in obscurity.

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Words on a Shirt T Shirt

by on September 18, 2008

Sometimes the most important thing is getting to the point. Saying what has to be said. Cutting to the chase. Letting people know in no uncertain terms what the truth is.

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You had better be very sure of yourself if you’re going to dare and put this tshirt on. Basically, you’re SHOUTING that you know what’s what and the score and what time it is, so nobody had better mess with you no how. You feel like your god’s gift to this green earth? You feel like what you say has got to be heard? Well, then. You better put your money down and get this shirt and wear it every important place you go.



Not much more to say here other than you just discovered the simple KEY TO LIFE. Koala is putting the finishing touches on this deal and it’s good…real good. Talkin’ taking care of the family for generations to come.

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Platypus of Death T Shirt

by on September 14, 2008

When it’s your time to go, it’s your time to go. And it don’t matter if it’s the grim reaper or a cloaked carton of Moo shu Gai Pan or a the platypus of death. You’re still gettin’ taken out. No joke. No negotiation.

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This is funny after you go to the dictionary and figure out what solipsistic means. Of course, I’ll let you in on the secret. It’s a disease one can catch from excessive flea bites. The crazy thing is you thought that was phlebitis, which is actually a type of insect genus, revered in organic vermiculture circles for being full of “good little critters” that kill “bad little critters.”

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Imposter Mouse Tshirt

by on September 6, 2008

The best part of this tshirt is the mouse finger pointing at the plastic mouse imposter.

Who’s eating the cheese? Who’s chewing holes in the wall? Who’s making grandma move quicker than she has in years, jumping on the dining room table after seeing the real deal mouse scurry along the floor boards.

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See. Here’s why this is funny. That’s a pinata and anybody that’s been to a 5–12 year-old’s birthday party in the last 20 years, knows that pinatas are very often involved. Hit the pinata blind folded. Eventually, the thing breaks open and there you go: candy.

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Now, you sorta have to tip toe lightly among the Cuban jokes these days, since you know Fidel is a goner. Or close. Or has been dead for 13 years.

Plus, you have all that fascinating shit like Bay of Pigs, baseball, cigars, Guantanamo Bay, Ibrahim Ferrer and those crazy raft trips to Miami. So you know you gotta go? Cuba is beautiful and Cuba is complicated.

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This is so damn geeky I don’t even know what to say, except that whenever a dialog between pi and the imaginary unit can be captured for all to see, you have to share with the world.

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This shirt is lascivious and full of innuendo and I simply love it. Why? Oh, I think you know. You know where IT is under, so don’t play coy with me. Let’s get straight to the facts, keep it real and not put on fronts. If you dig REAL communication. If you crave heart-to-heart. If you like tshirts that say “underwear,” then you really ought to get this Underwear? Oh, I think you know tshirt.

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Headline: Barney and Barney actor skeleton found well preserved in East Los Angeles Dig

You can only guess where the archeologists are going to dig up this specimen in a thousand years. Probably after shooting Barney & Friends the perverted “actor” that plays the scary purple educational mutant, goes down back alleys and seedy boulevards in sunny, smoggy LA to find what gets him off. Crack cocaine, rusty handcuffs and Orangina.

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