Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

OK. You’ll need to be careful where you wear this one. Mixed company is probably a bad idea. If you’re in a room with the ancestors of Egyptian slaves, you’re probably going to be in for a long night of berating, brow beating and sensitivity lessons.

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Whoever wears this tshirt is a stand up guy. No leading on. No superficial flirtation. No misunderstandings. There will be no funny business on the evening this shirt is donned. This man has a one-track mind and that is Mojitos and nachos.

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This one really digs deep into the prevailing ethos of the United States. It seems for those us with social security numbers, our natural birth right is to be entertained. Sports, cinema, television, music, YouTube and any silly thing that comes out of Palin’s mouth. We want to consume it. Modern Romans. Christians vs. the Lions cage matches and modern sewage systems. Any historian worth her salt is going to tell you that those we’re the downfall of the great Roman State.

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If you can’t love the one your with, then you probably need to day dream about fighting the man. If you can’t possible live in your current moment, then raise your first in the air and let people know where your heart is: REVOLUTION.

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Updog T shirt

by on October 19, 2008

Here’s how this cool little shirt works. You walk around with Updog on your chest and it totally looks like it means something, comes from some hilarious movie or is the name of a terrific little video that’s gone viral on YouTube.

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Warning: the pope will excommunicate you, and probably put you in a damp dungeon for even reading this post. You know how there’s that entire industry built around critiquing celebrity fashion as they walk the red carpet for the 97 awards ceremonies they have to celebrate themselves throughout the year. I think there should be an underground circuit of clergy fashion critics.

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Kenya Dig It T shirt

by on October 15, 2008

I’m a frontrunner. I like to keep up with what’s hot and there’s not a country that’s hotter than Kenya right now. I’m talking terrific Olympic long distance running back in August and the fact that Barack Obama’s father was from Kenya. And, this shirt of course. It’s on fire, tipping point hot.

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Taking the time to explain a joke or funny t shirt does not destroy the humor or even lessen the impact in my opinion. Take for instance this very clever shirt. This is a slight twist on a very common Catch-22 question women ask boyfriends and husbands. “Does this shirt make me look fat?” There is no real way to answer it correctly. If you say “no” but it really does, then the women runs the risk of looking fat in public and probably hearing about it third hand from the hair dresser or the lady that does her nails. On the other hand, if you honestly say, “yes, honey, that shirt does, in fact, make you look fat” then you will probably receive a total immersion dumping of boiling grease that melts your face off as you sleep on the couch. So, watch out for that question.

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That boy scout is getting whatfor from that mama bear, because he didn’t head rule #1. Bears are dangerous. Do not feed them. Keep away from them. He went up there and was trying to be friendly with cubs, offering a few Chicken in a Biskit Snack Crackers and all of a sudden mama bear comes out all pissed, ‘cuz she doesn’t think those crackers are very natural or good for her kid cubs and happy-go-lucky boy scout is run off.

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Not really funny at all. But, another way to make you thankful for the $17 you make at Hardee’s on a daily basis. Plus, wearing it helps you remember those less fortunate, slaving away in shiffy conditions for basically nothin’.

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Freud was a well known prankster, josher and jiver. He messed with people’s heads. The fact that anybody ever took his shit seriously was a bafflement to him and anyone that ever spent more than five minutes with him. But, isn’t that the way sometimes. Some folks are just destined to go down in history.  Anyway, the story goes he’d get in these “psychological” discussion sessions with “clients” and would poke, prod and get folks just to bare their soul, then at the end he would say: “Thank you for being so open with me. My final diagnosis is…Yo Mama.”

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Rainbows are Gay T Shirt

by on October 10, 2008

Shouldn’t that be “ghey?” Just trying to be a little more PC.

Meanwhile, you’re entering a real gray area if you’re wearing this shirt. Yeah, you’re making a statement, but at the same time you are wearing a rainbow, so some people may question your real motivation, like maybe your 83% ghey yourself.

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