Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

This tee has 2 things every great shirt needs:

1. Simple statement of cosmic fact.
2. Picture of a  boomerang with a kangaroo on it.

Basically you know you can’t lose with this tshirt. Wear it and you’re a winner. Plus, you’ll seem really deep because you’ll be wearing the basic tenants of karma, which is really spiritual.

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I love this tshirt. A little multilingual pun. First, I love saying please in Spanish “por favor” and I love the thought of chillin’ out with a pitcher of beer. The combo of the two just makes me somewhat giddy. Plus, you have the big, bold, beautiful image of foaming beer being tipped.

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You gotta dream or you shrivel up like a dried prune with no life and no juice. Hit that snooze button and restore the dream juice. Let me repeat myself. Hit that snooze button and restore the dream juice.

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The ultimate put down. You saw Napoleon Dynamite. You saw the devastation this gem wreaked on anyone around it. You wear this tshirt and everyone knows you mean business. No one messes with you. Just hope you don’t take down the innocent with the guilty. It’s that powerful.

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The funny thing is this dude on the shirt. He ain’t no real gangster. Maybe a gangster of slide rule, calculus or biochemistry. But, no way, is he in one of those toughie tough gangs like bloods or crips or Southside Knight Riders. There’s an outside chance he’s a gangster of love, but that doesn’t really count.

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Kinda always knew this is at this type of cataclysmic event got started. I think Clark Gable comes from the other side pouring the vinegar, ‘cuz that’s when you get the real, Atlantis burying volcanic blast.

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Downward dog. Tree. Monkey flippin’ his lid. Tower of Babel. Tummy Tuck. Beer barrel roll. All kinds of poses in yoga.

And all the different styles: wu tang, kung fu and “hotter than hell” where they turn the thermostat up to like 100 and then have you sign a waiver and then make you contort to an inch of your life. But, if you get through it, just think how much stronger mentally you’ll be. You can get through anything.

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Happy Election Day!!

Get out there and vote. Even if you have to do a write in candidate like Cartman or some shit you should get out there to the polling place and exert your democratic right and duty. Plus, if you prefer one candidate over another this voting this actually helps boost your preference in the final count, unless, of course, there are voting machine malfunctions, like when George Bush is in the running.

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I have a little English in me and guess what. I have the gap, as did my dad and sisters. Of course, they all got braces and I didn’t. So, I’m keepin’ it real with the gap and the roller coaster molars. Isn’t it strange how different people are known for different body characteristics?

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There’s been a controversy about a similarly named shirt that depicted a guy pushing a girl off a cliff or something. This one that depicts blatant cheating is much more socially acceptable. Plus, it’s funny in its own right…I mean I’m not saying pushing girls off cliffs is funny…just that getting so f*in frustrated at a Rubix cube because you can only ever get one side all one color, that you go out to the nearest art supply store, drop 20 bucks on brush, paint and probably a couple of other miscellaneous supplies I’m not thinking about, and paint the cube sides so that it looks like you “solved” it.

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Gilf T Shirt

by on October 31, 2008

Happy Halloween!

Let the record show I’m a man and I’m going as a Gilf for Halloween. I can’t think of a better idea than that. I’m going to use the image on this tee as my guide. Blue hair. A neck scarf and a frilly blouse. Probably need some polyester pants and sensible orthopedic shoes as well.

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You know Sarah Palin wishes this type of message was preached up there in Alaska, so that her life was a teensy bit less complicated, which in turn may have reduced the scrutiny of her personal life slightly less invasive.

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