Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

Hey, words to live by, but on the other hand this design is pretty damn cool and it wouldn’t be so if it was a straight up Raleigh three speed. Mixed messages here, but if you’re into catalyzing conversation, this is the tshirt for you. Some will come in with the convoluted is disagreeable, where others will say intricate detail makes life rich.

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The Food Chain T shirt

by on November 29, 2008

I love how in my brain I get mixed up right here when I’m looking at this tshirt. Because it is a pyramid, first thought is the government’s suggested servings of different foods. But, actually, this is slightly different than that.

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Mormons Love Me T Shirt

by on November 28, 2008

You are in a good place in life when you get to the point that you can honestly say Mormons Love Me. This spontaneous trips to Utah always end up more pleasant. The Mormon Tabernacle choir sounds better. Your holy underwear fits better. And, your polygamy advocacy group always gets the funding it needs to stay afloat for fighting the good fight.

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Celebrate the season. Give thanks. Be with friends and family. Eat well. Drink well. Throw the football around in the snow. Play Sorry or Monopoly.

And, by all means, eat pumpkin pie and draw turkeys on construction paper with the outline of your hand. That, my friends, is a perfect Thanksgiving. Go and do likewise.

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See this is funny because if you speak like this or even where the words on a shirt, you are basically admitting you’re a heathen, will not ascend to heaven during the second coming and will be spending some time on earth as the anti-Christ takes over during the Great Tribulation.

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20+ nuclear weapons tests on and around a little island in the Pacific. I call bullshit on that. I mean the bikini bathing suit was unveiled just prior to this mass radiation treatment. Talk about hardcore fundamental Christians wreaking the vengeance of the Lord on immodesty. Damn. I guess we’re lucky the fashion survived.

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Comma Sutra Tshirt

by on November 24, 2008

Sexy time here at Tshirt Groove. It’s the comma sutra where punctuation marks come to know each other in the biblical sense.

You have the six tried and true comma positions covered on this lovely and beautiful shirt. It is not dirty! Comma sex is not dirty and nothing to be ashamed of.

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You know, people don’t talk about this enough. People are really getting hurt out there with this. This is a very intense sport and people do get hurt. I think Obama should probably step in on January 20 and make this one of his top priorities, suggesting some sort of legislation, mandate or law that protects the innocent fantasy football newbies that don’t know what they’re getting into and the older players that maybe are just naturally breaking down from over use.

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Wash Me T Shirt

by on November 20, 2008

Dirty, dirty tshirt. What’s it say about the owner. Plus, there are other nefarious things afoot here.

If your friend’s car is dirty and you write wash me in the window, that’s trite but cut, but if your friend’s tee is dirty and you scribble on the shirt over their breast wash me, that’s a little bit rude and inappropriate.

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This dude is on his game. Perfect cuff links, perfect eye wear, perfect 1990’s car phone, and perfect hair. Because he’s so put together he can drive around in that confident posture and state his intentions loud and clear to the lovely lady on the other end of this call.

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“Intent, but” statements are probably the most powerful tools you have in your relational arsenal. You let the people you care about know that you would like to offer moral support (because that’s the right thing to do in a time of need), but you simply don’t have the moral resume to pull that off.

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