Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.
Now, see this is like a trick question, because this person could probably easily quit poker, as long as he has the horses and a direct line to the sports book at The Mirage, and perhaps some dice and maybe any little bet scenario, like whether or not the fat kid is going to pick his nose before he gets picked up by his mom.
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Mystery solved. All those sightings in Scotland are really just the result of a well thought out prank by an octopus. I love the smirk on his face, because you know he reads the clippings and that his work has become famous.
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You know those high schoolers really nailed it with Robert E. Lee, when they were voting for the year book. Probably got a clue when he marched on the school grounds demanding a separate school for all the kids with acne (he was the leader of the zit club).
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Happy New Year! Hope you’re feeling as festive and benevolent as these holy men.
Let’s have a look at this. This is the first step to complete world harmony. Getting the religions to jump and shout and dance about as best friends forever. Symbolically, we have the Buddhist monk, Catholic priest, Jewish rabbi and the Islamic holy man taking a day trip to the mall. They’ve found such great post-holiday sales that they can’t help but jump for joy.
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As you stand on the precipice of a new year, reflecting on the ups and downs of 2008, and perhaps resolving to improve in some area in 2009, don’t ever forget this truism, which will carry you through thick and thin.
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Some serious planning went in to this rouse by the anteater. I mean the believable sign, the digging where spy ants couldn’t see you, coordination with a anteater friend to cover you up except for the vaccuum hose mouth. It’s a beautiful thing when a plan comes together and this one is just about ready to pay off.
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It’s good for people to know where you stand with the son of God. And, if indeed, Jesus does love you, it’s not only good to wear this shirt, it’s imperative. So, call up Jesus on the heart hotline and get the skinny on how much Jesus loves you. If the Christ loves you, then you need to…
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As a woman, you know you’re in for an exquisite time when the man you’re with says this and then guns the motor on the boat. It’s such a sexy, romantic and enticing offer I can’t imagine how any woman could resist.
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Oh my god! Is anyone safe. Captain Bellyflop jumps on the an unsuspecting innocent, who has simply reclined for a moment of relaxation. Imagine the horror of big, fat, bearded belly flop coming out of NOWHERE to smash you down.
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This tshirt offers double goodness. Funniness and a very eye-pleasing design. I’ve always been scared of jellyfish, since I was a kid and my friend was knocked out of ocean commission by a sting.
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It’s still inconclusive, which came first. You’d think with all this modern electronic equipment we could finally get to the bottom of this age old puzzler. But no…still can’t really tell, though the chicken does look a little further along, but that may because the chicken has that goofy head bob run and if the pic had been snapped a nanosecond early we may have seen the egg touching the line and the fowl on the back swing.
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I feel like this daily. If I can dig deeper into my cube, maybe they won’t be able to find me when the axe falls next. 11 in September. The CEO. Two more here and there. Everybody on edge. Manager calls a meeting, check the room to see who’s missing.
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