Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

volts-to-spare3Dr. Frankenstein tryin’ to get to the store for some margarita mix, ‘cuz he’s got a hot date coming over and all of a sudden the old jalopy (his unique monster building skillz ain’t paying the billz) ain’t starting. Damn!!!!

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I Love Boombox T Shirt

by on January 25, 2009

i-love-boombox-tshirtPaying homage to the electronical gear that came before. Standing on the shoulders of the giants. Celebrating the old and musty cultural used-to-be zeitgeist.

Bring on the NOIZE with this bad boom box, ghetto blaster. On the shoulder, in the ear, Eazy-E comin’ through shakin’ my aviator shades. Booyah.

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This is good times. The final round of the Bestee Awards People’s Choice. They’re down to the top 20 tshirts of 2008. Make your voice heard on the best of Threadless offerings from last year. There are some very nice shirts in this list. I think I’m voting for Fail Tee.

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zombie-day-at-the-mall-tshirtIn this economy, you never know what’s going to happen when you hit the mall. It very well could be zombie day as half the retailers shut their doors and 75% of the visitors are unemployed and looking a little peaked.

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head-hoodsFirst, I know these aren’t tshirts, but they are funny and they are worn above the waist, so I figured meeting 2 out of 3 criteria for qualifying for a Tshirt Groove post was good enough in this select instance.

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practice-random-acts-of-awesome-tshirtWords to live by right here. If everybody took the time to live by this code, there would be no strife, no struggle and no modern R&B. Life would be…well…awesome.

Remind your friends and neighbors to take it to the next level, to not be calculated but to go with the flow by wearing the tshirt that says it all:

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wifey-tshirtHey, nothing warms the heart like sitting in your office thinking about how the little missus is keeping the house in order, while you shake out the skills to pay the bills. Such an old fashioned dynamic that deserves at least a passing consideration.

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i-pull-out-tshirtLet me say this right now. I’m not braggin’ about this. I’ve been on the passing end of a conception reception a couple-three times with this brilliant birth control method, so if this is your big plan to avoid becoming big daddy, you may want to take a moment and weigh the pros and cons.

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pistols-for-pandas-tshirtI almost forgot about HomeStarRunner until some dude at work reminded me of the total hilarity. You’ll probably need to hit up the HSR store for some real fine goods, including this lovely Pistols For Pandas shirt.

When it comes time decide what charity to give my hard-earned cash I live to follow a few rules in sorting through the thousands of options for philanthropy:

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Lawn Chair Tshirt

by on January 11, 2009

lawn-chair-tshirtIt’s dead of winter. You have cabin fever. Your lips are cracked. Your walk needs shoveling. And the forecast calls for -30 wind chill all next week. What do you do?

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Squeeze T Shirt

by on January 10, 2009

squeeze-tshirtI love this tshirt. It’s so original and it looks just awesome on the actual shirt material. Looks otherworldly with the realistic hand putting the squeeze on the little blue glob. Blue glob is in shock, his limbs are slack and he really doesn’t know what to do.

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crayfish-crush-tshirtThing that nobody realizes is that that crayfish stole that swiss army knife from a hermit crab. The knife and the hermit were living a quiet life, minding their own business, when crayfish came along and started putting the moves on.

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