Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

Mohawk Mo Problems T Shirt

by on September 7, 2009

mohawk-mo-problems-tshirtThis is truth. Keepin’ it real. And not just for the Native American’s that sported this bad ass do way before you. Also, for the punks to co-opted the look in the late 70s and 80s. They to were decimated. It’s like carrying a sacred text or wearing the mark of the beast or having really bad BO. You don’t stand a chance. It’s in the cards, you got that wicked strip, then you gonna have severe grief.

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i-cant-hear-you-over-the-sound-of-how-epic-i-am-teeshirtThe din of epicness coming off the most epic of us, is amazingly overwhelming. There are only a few around where the sound is almost unbearable. The suck the air out of the room upon entrance. They shake up crowds. They are the chosen leaders among us and they are epic. If you are such a creature of power and amazingness, then you are obligated to wear this shirt. Consider it comparable to the purple and gold of the monarch. It is the uniform of the elite.

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i-have-not-yet-begun-to-procrastinate-teeThis is a cute play on words with sort of a stilted type of English that makes it even geekier and funnier. If you like a little geeky, a little funny, and a little tweak to the nose of the “A” personality doers then there’s a shirt for you and it’s called…

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vintage-like-your-mother-tshirtEven when it’s just jokes, the stuff about your mother can get old. Some of it’s nasty…some in poor taste…some just mean spirited. That’s why I am endorsing Vintage Like Your Mother Tshirt, because it’s a totally positive message about how your mom may be old and nasty, but just like old and nasty clothes that get a second lease on life under the guise of vintage, your Mother can get a second chance at usefulness if I just where this tshirt to your mother’s house for all family get togethers.

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Booyah T shirt

by on June 22, 2009

booyah-tshirtYeah this shit counts in Scrabble. Don’t even bother lookin’ it up. You’re gonna lose your turn and I’m getting the triple word score, big time. So ironic…I mean when I take you out with this word and I just can’t even contain myself from shouting 2 inches from your sweaty face: “booyah.”

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im-here-on-business-t-shirtYou know what I’m talking about when I’m sayin’ “business.” Right? You know. If you don’t you’ll just shrug your shoulders, if you do you’ll take me to the back booth and show me what needs to be shown and tell me what needs to be told. And, we’ll shake hands, I’ll point meaningfully in your direction as I get up. And we’ll keep in touch:

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wanna-go-make-out-in-my-porsche-tshirtI gotta tell you this line always works. Back in the day, I was one of the lucky few that could use it and I swear to the good lord above that I was batting over .750 with it. Oh wait, I thought that said wear make up on the porch. Never mind.

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Radical Tshirt

by on June 8, 2009

radical-teeThis is another one for all you math whiz geeks out there. And you know with this economy, only those with the arithmetic skillz are makin’ bank. Everybody else…keepin’ their heads above water.

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you-dont-know-me-tshirtFirst off, one of the biggie rules here at Tshirt Groove is take extra special care to check out the gnome shirts that come across the desk. General rule of thumb: if it’s talking gnomes it’s probably funny. This shirt is no exception.

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honk-if-youre-going-to-run-me-over-tshirtSafety first is what I always say. It’s always good to know what’s going to hit you the moment before it does. So, you hear that honk, you know the ’78 Malibu is bearing down and you can ask the good Lord for forgiveness and hope you slip in to the good graces of the man upstairs.

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boomerangs-theyre-making-a-comeback-tshirtIt’s true man. There’s a boomerang association. And boomerang all stars, and boomerangs in China (when a sport makes it there, it has ARRIVED). Boomerangs are just for your goofy 70s uncles any more. They’re back in vogue big time.

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supervision-isnt-nearly-as-cool-as-it-sounds-tshirt1Exactly. If you’re a super hero with supervision, it means you are not quite ready to take the leap to full-blown world saving status. You’re actually asking still in school with a close veteran super hero eye on you. You can not see through walls, or across the 16 miles of rough terrain, or through Meghan Fox’s over coat.

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