Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

The lesson is fuck college and you’re too late because you’re up to your eyeballs in debt and the best job you’re going to get is data entry in a mold-ridden cube in a business park in a suburb. Oh wait, the lessons were how to network – drink lots with friends. And, how to do the absolute minimum of work and still pass/graduate.

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Just a friendly reminder never to speak of the past year ever again. And, I’m not fuckin’ around here. What with the amazingly bad economy. The one President that got me to vote, turning out to be just like the others…bought and paid for. Michael Jackson. Farah Fawcett. Tiger Woods. Your mom. And that little procedure that didn’t take. That was one year I’d rather never think or talk about again.

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If you’re going to teach a skill you really should know your subject intimately, and it’s obvious the creator of this shirt knew the fine art of break dancing. The intricate steps before launching into the ground work is precise. And, then, the meticulous spinning and jiving happening in step three. Only a pro could produce this type of meticulous work. I’m very impressed.

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Happy New Year! This shirt is appropriate if you as me. I’m always a little confused this time of year. All the celebrating and the drinking and I’m happy….but wait maybe I’m not. Maybe I’m miserable because every turn of the calendar makes me feel even older and I didn’t come close to taking care of any of the previous year’s resolutions.

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The Bull and the Bee Tee

by on December 27, 2009

This shirt has a joie de vivre that makes it totally eligible for Funny Tshirt of the Day status. A bull blowing a bubble. A bee threatening to pop that bubble. Those are the random sort of shenanigans that we fully, 100% endorse here.

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All the teachers up in here just craughed a little right there. You know the cry-laugh combo that happens when a joke hits way too close to home. Especially, right now, as they sit home on Winter Break and reflect. Trying to look at the bright side – tons of days off. However, then the overall picture comes into focus and they remember they are poorly compensated. Then, they’ll get all philosophical as they link about how little emphasis (or rather value) is placed on the molding of future adults minds.

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Merry Christmas! Be lazy this holiday season! Make a New Year’s Resolution to be roustabout. Make slothfulness your goal, ‘cuz it pays off immediately. Instant gratification baby. You could lay up your stores for winter like the ant, then get hit by a bus. Where does that get you, grasshopper?

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Darth Vader Pinata Tshirt

by on December 19, 2009

buy-tshirt-buttondarth-vader-pinata-shirtWhat you can’t see in this picture is that Darth just pushed aside five little children to get his chance at the pinata. It’s little known that Vader has a sweet tooth, and can’t wait to get at the candy that is making this innocent little papier-mache donkey burst at the seams.

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Finders Keepers T Shirt

by on December 12, 2009

finders-keepers-teeManifest destiny keeps on rolling. We put our minds to it and got our men to the moon. We found. We keep. United States of America and Puerto Rico and the Moon. 48 contiguous states. Hawaii. Alaska. And the Moon.

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i-bring-nothing-to-the-table-tshirtYou know it’s a fine line between being honest with yourself and being to negative to visualize success. Of course, if bringing something to the table is not your definition of success, saying that you bring nothing to the table, pretty much is a simple statement of fact, and you don’t have to get all Norman Vincent Peale on it.

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Pinatas Revenge Tshirt

by on November 30, 2009

pinatas-revenge-tshirtThis is for all the frilly, crepe paper, Mexican party favors out there. Don’t accept your sad fate any more. Grab that bat and show those blindfolded little twerps what for. Knock the stuffing out of them…rocks, sticks, toy cars, iPod Touch, switchblade, rabbit foot, Twizzler. Shake ’em down and show ’em a little taste of their own medicine.

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threadless-12-dollar-tees-holiday-saleThere’s a great sale going on at Threadless this week. Now’s a great time to pick up all those shirts you’ve been coveting for months, including…

Attack of LiteracySometimes the classic books and the literary giants can scare you silly. The best way to deal is to face it head on and purchase, Attack of Literacy tshirt.

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