Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

Think about being a monkey shot up into space. Pretty fuckin’ crazy experience. You get pulled from your jungle lair, where you’re used to scratchin’ your ass, climbing trees, throwing mangoes at unsuspecting Pygmie tribes, picking fleas from your lovers hair coat, and swinging from branch to branch. No clothes. Free. Relaxed. Happy. Bam.

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There come a time in everybody’s life when you just have to get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Unsafe working conditions will tear you down, make you miserable, and put you in certain danger. I’m proud of this bowling pin for going on strike. Hopefully, his nine co-workers have joined him, but even if they haven’t he deserves applaud and support. Yeah, the sport of bowling provides fun and pleasure for thousands and thousands of folks across the planet. Yes, it’s a beautiful excuse for fellowship, drunkenness and funky shoes.  But, at what cost…I ask. I ask you, at what cost. That smooth hard 12 pounder flying down that slick alley with one goal, knock the bejeezus out of the those poor pins, who just keep getting forcibly set back in place to take the punishment over and over again.

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Let us take a moment and celebrate on of the classics: Revenge of the Nerds. In particular, one of the classic characters in fine film: Booger. He proudly wears this beautiful tee, which, along with Bluto’s College Tee in Animal House, may have been the catalyst to the massive funny tee shirt culture we enjoy today. This was ground breaking shit.

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Sometimes the intelligencia takes itself a little too seriously and likes to create the artificial barrier of knowledge to separate themselves from the common folk. This is why I applaud this shirt that has taken the time to explain what all that latin goobledegook means in English.

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First, if you watch American Idol I don’t know what to say, in fact, I’m not going to say it because maybe some of the visitors to this blog are big fans of the systematic destruction of original and professional music in this world.

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One Less Car T Shirt

by on January 18, 2010

Seriously. Fuck all the hybrids and bio-fuel and corn husks and algae. Let’s go back to our roots as dreamers and remember that we were supposed to have individual, power-packed flying apparatus to get us around at least by the 1990s but certainly by 2010. It’s time to stop looking all pie-eyed and moon faced saying to our collective selves, “gee wouldn’t that be swell.”

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This is a tip of the cap to the under-the-radar cinematic pleasure Idiocracy by Mike Judge, starring Luke Wilson. Basically, Judge envisions a future where the real world has devolved into a Beavis and Butthead episode. The word Fuck is prominently involved as is hand jobs available from Starbucks at the neighborhood strip mall.

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It’s like you don’t even have to try. You wake up, rub the sleep out of your eyes and bam boom, the awesome just comes like a never ending tidal wave until you go to sleep at night…if you go to sleep at night.

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Frankly, I’m a bit taken aback by this hard hitting commentary from the Nerdy Shirt site. I expect this thing from some of the more edgier, offensive shirt emporiums, but nerdy geeky stuff usually doesn’t get into the hard core cultural commentary like this. But, hey, it’s cool they’re mixing it up. After giggling about some archaic joke about some programming trick, they bust out a serious bitch slap on a top rapper. Pretty ballsy. Shows they got some range.

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Have you heard of this sweet, enticing, and exciting deal. You can tell Snorg Tees your size and tell ’em to send you sumpin’ sumpin’ out of the grab bag, and you will receive a wearable shirt that is either a discontinued design, or has a slight defect.

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Talk about a status update. This is a rough way to find out how promiscuous your girlfriend is. In public for all of your other friends to see. Especially, when at least a dozen of those that have thumbed  up the sexy time with your girlfriend are (were) your buddies.

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Well, you never can tell who’s capable of carrying out dastardly deeds these days. Granny’s packin’ underwear fireworks equals very conceivable. Nuns with knives…surprised we haven’t heard about this more. Jihadists with toy guns…let’s not racially profile the poor folks, just because some of their Muslim brethren are fuckin’ crazy. Let ’em through. It’s just a little fun.

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