Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

Crank call classic. Hey, is your refrigerator running? Yes. Well you better go catch it. Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha.

Now, the hilarity comes to life with the amazingly goofy picture of a fridge with arms and legs and a big goofy grin. Like he’s totally happy about escaping the daily drudgery of keeping food cold. Fridgy has pulled the plug on that gig and is running away…as far as his spindly legs will carry him.

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Party Czar T-shirt

by on February 22, 2010

Firstly, czar is such a great word and I feel that it isn’t used nearly enough. The only national usage off the top of my head is the Marv Albert’s nickname for Mike Fratello during NBA telecasts: Czar of the Telestrator. It was always a nice bonus to hear this hijinx during a game.

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Slow Ride Tshirt

by on February 21, 2010

Not sure if this is an AMC Gremlin or an AMC Pacer, but one thing is for certain: either way it is a stylish, lifestyle type of car. There are two slow rides. One is the purposeful, down the boulevard on a Friday night, gleaming, beautiful car, sweet rims, windows shakin’, and maybe some neon underbody lights below making your Escalade flow down the road. Slow…taking in the scene and letting the scene take you in. That’s a slow ride. Low rider.

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Samwell puts it all on the line with this amazing piece of sonic wonder. You’ll be singing it for days, because it is What What in the Butt. Oh, and once you realize this is basically your new mantra, you’ll need to get the What What in the Butt T-shirt in order to help you remember.

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Penguin Tuxedo Tshirt

by on February 19, 2010

This is just certainly precious and a combination of two tried and true comic props of golden goodness. Penguins are funny with their waddle, short wing flippers, coloring, and roundness. Little weeble wobbles. This is why all those penguin movies are so popular. They’re adorably cute. Hell, I laughed when they were dying in that March of the Penguins with the Morgan Freeman voiceover. That’s how powerfully funny they are for me.

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NSFW T-Shirt

by on February 18, 2010

This is a good shirt. You walk into a place, let’s say work and people either shit scared because they think your comin’ in with a postal frame of mind. You’re not safe for work or general society for the matter. Put a little gleam in your eye, and walk in unshaven and bed headed and there’s going to be some thoughts about running out the door.

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You know what this shirt is talking about. It’s some sort of Mentholatum rub, combined with a cheap perfume or aftershave, combined with old farts trapped in polyester trousers. Drop a little hair spray, and roll it around on the 67 year old sofa. You know they’re coming. Rather, have your friends blindfold you, spin you around and take you to the old folks home and you’ll know straight what you walked into.

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Stupid Cupid Tee Shirt

by on February 14, 2010

Happy Valentine’s Day all you lovers out there!

Man the Cupid is trying hard. Eight shots no hit. These kids on the couch are way to shy to make the love connection without the outside help from the god of love. Cupid was just kind of wingin’ it at the beginning. He thought he had all the time in the world and in this little living room scene, he thought it was like shooting fish in a barrel. But, he keeps missing, mainly because he hasn’t decided to go after one or the other of these potential lovers.

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Being a sophisticated human is pretty difficult sometimes. You want to burn some calories to get what you want, but you don’t want to look like you’re trying too hard, lest you look like a complete douche bag. This is why this shirt is so psychologically deep while on the surface looking as sophomoric as a Butthead one liner.

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Let me explain this shirt for a second. You have that show, The Office, where they always say “That’s what she said” in a sort of sexually overt way. It’s crazy how many phrases can sort of make sense with TWSS. Now, That’s What Grandma Said Shirt takes it a step further. It’s not some anonymous woman that could be a  mistress, a girlfriend, a lover, a wife or a whore.

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Way way better than party ’til you puke. A lot better than party hearty. And even slightly better than the Grand Old Party. This shirt tops the top party shirts in the business, which is pretty outstanding. I suppose if you wear this one around enough it’s going to strike a cord with some of the folks that have already taken this advice to heart and now are sleeping under a ripped tarp down by the aqueduct. In fact, I’m pretty certain you will enter into engaging dialogue if you were to wear this the next time you ladle up the soup at the shelter or pass out coffee and sandwiches on skid row.

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Bingebot Tshirt

by on February 5, 2010

This is one of those special humor shirts that makes you laugh simply because the design so randomly goofy/funny. Looks like Tommy the Tank Engine gave up getting up that hill and, instead, decide to have some elective surgery, adding a Dr. Who reject electronic gadget part as a new body here, and dryer vent accordion tubing as arms and legs there, plus Mickey Mouse’s gloves and some Hush Puppies. He started hitting the Hollywood party circuit and became a martini maven. Always an olive, and always more than two.

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