Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

This is such a nice bit of turning the joke on its head and bringing an original laugh to the table. Oh cool stoner humor, that’s pretty funny…oh wait…that’s credit score humor with a tip of the cap to pot comedy. Brilliant. I’m floored. Right? This is how your brain reacted to this tshirt.

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This is code for “I’m having the best time of my life!” And that’s what makes it funny. What’s more funny than people getting together behind your back because they see that you’re out of hand and a danger to self and others with excess drinking, drugs, or American Idol. They hold a little meeting, agree that it’s in your best interest if they band together and let you know in uncertain terms that something has to change or you’re life is about to get a whole lot more messy.

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Hey, it’s Earth Day. What better way to celebrate than getting naked and sudsy with your favorite shower buddy. Bonus points if you wear glasses while showering and/or have a mustache, hairy back, puffy and/or feathered hair. This all takes this partner showing experience to the next level, plus makes you look even greener, which is always a good way to pick up some wanted attention at whatever Earth Day gathering you choose to attend. After all, that is what those things are all about. Right? Gettin’ laid. Am I right?

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Boy oh boy is that true. If I don’t have perfect chain tension, I’m a morose piece of shit. Whiny, grumpy, touchy, and argumentative. Problem is I can’t get that shit right, so I have to take it into the shop, which is cool because a good bike shop feels sorta like home annex. Laid back vibe and grease under the nails. But, if my happiness, depends on the work of somebody else, that may be an issue.

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Even though on the surface you may look like you’re dressing to go to a fish fry, in reality you’re making a savvy move to attract the ladies on a subconscious level. This shirt totally throws off a very strong masculine vibe and even the most strong women will find themselves strangely compelled to chat with you. To eye your every move with sideways glances. To feel their pulse in their neck on the sly.

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Arrest the Pope Tshirt

by on April 16, 2010

Yes! Nazi Youth. Blind eye to molestation of children or perhaps even a wink and a nudge and, sorry Bishop Touchy Touch, you’re going to have to be moving to another parish. Too many people starting to suspect your diddling ways.

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I dig this shirt a lot, because as you all know I’m a sucker for wordplay. And this is genuine word-picture play at it’s finest. Switzerland has always been in the back of my mind as an entity to emulate. Basically, they’ve mastered the three main rules of life:

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One of the most beautiful constellations in the sky and one of the most storied groupings of stars ever. You see homing pigeons can see stars during the day. Bet you didn’t know that. Well, long story short, when the keeper of a pigeon writes a message on a gum wrapper and rubber bands it to the pigeons leg, you can be sure that pigeons pissed, but the problem is pigeons have low self esteem for being considered flying rats, when really their just another version of the dove that alighted on John the Baptist’s shoulder. Yeah, we’re talking Jesus here. The son of God, so really that’s how screwed up this world is that basically birds that are the son of God are made to feel bad about themselves.

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Give THAT girl the googly eyes as she spirals into deep understanding of your amazing qualities. Guaranteed to work or your money back (if you can prove with real-time video that you’ve had 2435 exceptionally attractive women look intently into your tshirt, and you still have not enticed one to do your bidding).

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Hey, if you don’t have the ticker for really intense situations, you may want to skip looking at this shirt too intently. It’s profound. The gritted teeth, the furrowed brow, the double handguns. A true Mexican standoff. What’s going to happen? Who’s going to make the first move…paper, rock, scissors.

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It’s always good to be realistic, especially about yourself. It goes something like…know thyself. You can’t go around being somebody you are not. It’s too much of a strain being phony. If it is in your cards to be a drunk, promiscuous, arrogant loud-mouth, you’re doing nobody any favors, not even the children, if you try to be a dry, saintly, humble, church mouse.

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I dig the shitty stick figure mouse and the phony Asian script in the speech bubble. Dude, it’s kind of crummy in that hip way. And, because some influencer dropped this artists name at a function, that said artist is now the shit in the hipster circles and the shirts are making the rounds.

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