Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

Wordplay alert. If you’re in California, you really should take ownership of San Andreas as your fault. Otherwise, you’ll live in constant fear of the next earthquake. If you choose to live in the Golden State, you need to accept ‘quakes as part of the deal. You get the ocean, amazing farmer’s markets, glitz and glamor of Hollywood, chickenshit tickets for driving a car, pollution, Governator, majestic redwoods, wild fires, wine country, medical marijuana, illegal immigrants, and quakes. It’s all mixed in and you have to accept it all as part of the Cali package or you’ll forever be in a state of unease.

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Aw, the good ol’ days when folk wisdom met with high tech equipment to create the ultimate tech support. Don’t have to call the 800 number. No hidden form and the website. Don’t need to ship the whole unit back. Just talk to your cousin in Atlanta, who learned about the cartridge blowing method in his math class.

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The punk sixth grader from South Park tooling around on his dirt bike and terrorizing the younger elementary kids, and wearing a shirt with his own devilish face on it. He might as well take advantage of running the school, because next year when he goes to middle school, he’s back on the bottom of the totem pole.

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It’s a new meme. A new meme. Get some shitty malt liquor like Smirnoff Ice and force your buddies to drink it by presenting bottles to them at the craziest times and wildest places.

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The evolution of humankind, from simpleton monkey with basic needs to upright pain in the ass with an attitude was surely amazing. It was in the later stages of the pliocene era when the language became sophisticated enough to bitch and moan, and we haven’t looked back since.

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Ron Artest was interviewed after the Lakers clinched the NBA Championship over the Celtics last night. He gave a shout out to some peeps, pimped his new single, and gave profuse thanks to his psychiatrist, which is frickin’ hilarious…’cuz he crazy. Got to give him his props though. He carried LA in the final game, as Kobe dropped a turd on the Laker logo at center court.

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Fans are blaming Sara Carbonero, a sideline reporter at the World Cup in South Africa, for distracting her boyfriend, Spain’s goalie, Iker Casillas, as she offered sideline commentary during the game. Spain was shocked by Switzerland. After the match, she asked him how he mucked it up:

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Now, I don’t mean to be a ninny or nitpick or get all picayune up in here, but shouldn’t this shirt read Party Like It’s 2011? ‘Cuz 2012 is when the shit goes down according to the Mayans, this movie, and your mama.

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I’ve spent some time in Phoenix, AZ and, honestly, I cannot fathom how anyone would be hooked on the place. It’s like LA only 30 degrees hotter and no ocean. It does have the massive traffic problems, the pollution, the pending lack of clean water, the gangs, the crime, the overpriced housing. Wait, typing this all out, I’m changing my mind. I love the place. Actually, the desert is a special place. Saguaro cacti, sunsets, red hills. That’s all good stuff, but it’s pretty much been destroyed by the Los Angeles second string.

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Get This Shirt From Busted Tees

This is quite an ingenuous concept. It takes the much revered Tuxedo Tshirt to an entirely new level. It’s like you’ve been formal, but now the event is over and you want to relax. Loosen the tie. Get to know that lovely bridesmaid just a little bit better. Oh, why does everything have to be sexual. Maybe you just want to watch the latest episode of Weeds after you slip of your patent leather shoes.

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Some Wisconsin students are trying to take a stand on and make some cash off the new, controversial AZ immigration law, SB 1070, but school officials have halted the sale.

You can check the video here. Make sure you sit through the stupid commercial and the intro, because David Douglas, who looks 15, is worth a gander: the hair, the tie, and the diction.

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Kaka belongs to Jesus, but he’s not going to be able to testify in front of the millions paying attention to this year’s World

Cup in South Africa. Brazil futbol has put its foot down.

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