Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

In case you’ve been living in a government issued canvas tent warding off mosquitoes and bears for the last few months, then you probably know the Double Rainbow meme. If not, here’s the synopsis. This wild hippie dude is hiking and comes upon a vista that features a double rainbow. While filming, he just flips out with overwhelm, exclaiming what does it mean about 20 times. Could be peyote, pot, or simply the nature buzz every good hippie can cop, especially coming upon a beautiful natural phenomenon.

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Finally, you too can have the breakthrough you’ve  been waiting your entire miserable life for. Incredible white teeth, just like Tony Robbins’s piano key chompers, are within your grasp. He’s doling out the secrets on a new TV show. Glory be and hallelujah. Early reviews, say, the plaque, cigar stains, and beef jerky build up are just falling away within just a few short days.

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No one cares. No one will read the shit. Obama and his generals have no reason to worry. They’ll get their $60 billion in war funding. These leaks could have satellite imagery of civilian gramma sodomy by US Generals with full, unapologetic confessions and nothing would change. War Pigs have their way since the beginning of time. Oops. Did I just get political and sort of spill the beans on my beliefs about the War in Afghanistan.

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Fat people celebrate. Southwest Airlines did a solid for one of your kind, and inconvenienced a tiny little waif to boot. Win Win. After the kerfuffle about kicking off a too fat passenger several weeks ago, Southwest decided to make it right by kicking off a skinny chick so a young fat chick could squeeze into two seats on the fully booked flight.

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Did you watch the season premiere of Mad Men last night? Of course, you did and so did Warming Glow, who sums up the Thanksgiving Hooker feast nicely.

The folks at Nerdy Shirts dream of being Don Draper every night as 11:30 p.m. Kinda weird really.

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I have no idea why, but this whole drama makes me laugh. Maybe it’s because Rick Pitino writes success books like, Rebound Rules: The Art of Success 2.0 and Success Is a Choice: Ten Steps to Overachieving in Business and Life, yet he’s embroiled in an extortion/rape case that involves the future wife of an assistant coach.

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Ants on a Log Tshirt

by on July 26, 2010

That’s a very delish snack. Raisins, celery, and peanut butter. Of course, I could get all snobby and say it’s gotta be local, in season, organic celery, flame raisins, and almond butter instead of the moldy ass peanut butter, but that would deflate the childlike fun bubble that’s been blown just seeing a homemade snack on a tshirt. So, I won’t get all foodie asshole on you, but really, you should be eating the organic shit.

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I always wondered what that saying meant. I mean, why would waking up on the wrong side of the bed make you grumpy? Or maybe it’s a deeper statement about you as a person. “Oh, bad mood, you must have woken up on the wrong side of the bed,” which really means “you’re such a miserable creature of habit that any slight upset to your iron-clad routine knocks you into a funk.”

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Train Wreck Tshirt

by on July 24, 2010

Is this a shout out to Tetris. Or am I missing some picayune pop culture reference that anyone under the age of 16 knows. All I know the art looks good and the concept of wearing a Train Wreck Tshirt on your chest seems hard core.

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This is just one of those PSA “Slow your roll” tshirts that we all need to see and digest at times. Always good to have reminders to keep the speed down, to stop texting while driving, and, of course, to avoid the red turtle shells that sort of look like granades…at least in Mario Kart they do. Many  believe the red turtle shells are the most wicked weapons in the history of video games.

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Wicked wordplay in the works here. You got all this Sherlock Holmes buzz with the Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law, and Rachel McAdams movie, and then there’s the book by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, that’s picked up steam because of the movie.

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You remember the game. Put your head down and your thumb up. And some people touch you and then you guess. Hell, I don’t remember. I think we just played when the third grade teacher was hungover. If you really want to remember go ahead and look at this rules of the game and reminisce.

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