Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

from The Huffington Post

“A federal judge overturned California’s gay-marriage ban Wednesday in a landmark case that could eventually force the U.S. Supreme Court to confront the question of whether same-sex couples have a constitutional right to wed.”

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from Climate Progress

Dan Maes said a bike share program “converting Denver into a United Nations community.” Obviously, the dude dropped $5K on his custom mountain bike and is pissed that people are just riding all over Denver on loaners.

Read more on Colorado Tea Party Candidate Dan Maes Speaks Nonsense…

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This is a funny little ditty here and so true. As much as men like them, women are not always wearing skirts, so not always does the iconography of stick figure in skirt apply. I mean where do women wearing the pants go pee? And, this day and age, like it or not, there are a lot of women, heterosexual and homosexual, that are putting the things on one leg at a time. No joke.

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How absurdly offensive is this to Muslims? I’m sure Carrot Top loves it because any publicity is good publicity, especially when you’re on the last creatine-fueled legs of a long, mediocre to poor career. Prop comedy. Give me a fuckin’ break.

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I guess this sort of puts the people voting for English only propositions across the fine United States in their place. Wanna talk about the original language of the land? It certainly wasn’t English. Native American tongues and Spanish I imagine were the words being spoken before Manifest Destiny steam rolled right across the map to the Pacific Ocean.

Read more on Learn to Speak Native American or Get the Fuck Out T-shirt…

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Um. Who can wear this? And where? I really don’t know. I guess anybody and everywhere is the answer. You just have to have answers. Like why don’t you like white people. Why did you assume whoever is reading the shirt does not like white people? Should your future white mother and law really know this about you at this point?

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What you have here is a little misdirection, which only really works if the shirt is being worn by an older gentleman. You see, there’s these shitty homemade shirts that older kids make their old parents that feature grandkids and usually say stuff like these are my amazing grandkids or World’s Greatest Grampa.

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Hey, no time better to release a shirt with a snowman on it than the first of August. Because that’s when all the snowmen start melting in the Northern Hemisphere, if you happen to be at 14,000 feet or higher altitude. Otherwise, this shirt just doesn’t speak to the common person sweating their balls off in the 90 degrees, 90 percent humidity weather.

Read more on Mo’ Sunny Mo’ Problems Snowman Tshirt…

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So this dude Baron Von Mildenstein was into some heavy shit involving trying to form a partnership between Zionism and the Nazi State. I got that off some stub on Wikipedia, so take it as gospel truth, yo. Anyway, the point is you can take any deep, important, heavy, political, world-changing subject in history, boil it down to the key players, add a milk mustache to those key players and then all of a sudden you have a hilarious shirt.

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Awesome Possum T-Shirt

by on August 2, 2010

Awesome as a generic expression of “I heard you, and it sounds good,” isn’t bad. Cool. Sweet. Nice. Right on. Word. And weasel groin also work for this linguistic purpose. Trouble is shit gets crusty and you need to spice it up, especially if someone keeps droning on and on and you don’t want to hurt their feelings, and you want to encourage them to share, because that makes them feel better and you don’t have a psycho on your hands, so…

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Apparently, what we’ve got here is a masterful marketing campaign brought to by the tag team of Busted Tees and Old Spice. Humorous. Entertaining commercial. Nice use of a black man with perfect diction. All well done, except maybe the tshirt product that was conceived during this corporate fornication wasn’t quite pitch perfect.

Read more on Swan Dive Into the Best Night of Your Life Tshirt…

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Wow. This one hits right in the solar plexus. It is a straight shot and I’m not even sure I should have the “C” word on this site. I mean, this isn’t England, where if you don’t call your best friend a cunt at least 21 times a day, your considered a flaming homosexual.

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