Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

Classic scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The rabble has found themselves a nubile, young, pretty girl (should have been a shirt model) and decided she was a witch, but Sir Arthur stops them from burning her, until they’ve applied science and reason to the proceedings. Back in the day this was pretty sophisticated thinking comparing a human to wood and ducks and floating. The ended up determining she was a witch, but at least she got a fair shake.

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Brainstorm Tshirt

by on August 9, 2010

This is a lovely design. I love this concept. I love the execution. I love the mixing of elements. And, I love the shape and form of the medium. Soft tshirt material from American Apparel ties it all together in a lovely form fitting package.

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Very sound advice. Number one, you do not want a bog full of alligators at your place, much less one with a tight rope crossing it, and a unicycle nearby. I encourage having hard liquor handy at all times, but if you absolutely have to have the alligator, tight rope, unicycle thing going, then please, take the precaution of hiding the booze. It’s just not a good combination. But, that advice is only for your house. You don’t want to get sued. You don’t want your parents getting sued. You don’t loved ones going through litigation nightmares.

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This is a terrific little pirate shirt. It has everything: the mention of rum, a ship, and a treasure map. Plus, the wordplay makes it funny. This is certainly a solid play here by Snorg Tees. Very solid play. Rum does have that quickening effect like life has increased in speed, like the good times are rolling in like tsunami waves, except slower and more peaceful like sitting at the beach drinking a Mai Tai and talking about the latest Hannah Montana hijinx.

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Not sure why you wear a shirt that invites a mugging? Does anyone know why you’d where something that dares the a**holes in the bar, at the party, and in your living room to punch you in the gut. You know in the right setting that someone is going to take you up on that. And, the main problem is that stomach punches hurt way worse than you think or remember. If you’re not in Manny Pacquiao condtion with rock hard abs, your gonna get the wind knocked out of you, and your intestines bruised. Not fun.

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from The Daily Caller:

“‘To the city of Cleveland, my fans in Cleveland, my fans in northeast Ohio,” said James, “I want to say thank you for the last seven years and the years that continue to go in the future.’”

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from The Galloping Beaver:

“Tropical Storm Colin had almost died. Then it found conditions which allowed it to restrengthen and now we have a fairly powerful cyclone bearing down on Bermuda with a likelihood of arriving there early Saturday morning.”

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from Xenophilia:

“… Massive quantities of fluoride– millions of tons – were essential for the manufacture of bomb-grade uranium and plutonium for nuclear weapons throughout the Cold War. One of the most toxic chemicals known, fluoride rapidly emerged as theleading chemical health hazard of the U.S atomic bomb program–both for workers and for nearby communities….”

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This story is true and again shows the effects of global warming, but, really, whats a little ice cube in the great big ocean tumbler. The bigger story is how the Russians are involved, and for that you have to get away from the biased media and follow the coverage on the only news outlet that really has no agenda:

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I like this shirt. The design is sweat with the cow skull and the awesome font. And, of course, the sentiment is right on the money. For most people reading that shirt as you walk by it will be totally true.  I subscribe to Rhapsody because I’m at my computer all day and it allows me to listen to basically anything I want. When I open up the program there is always bands and artists highlighted.

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This is some of the best advice and ranks right up there with don’t drink and drive, don’t drink and dial, don’t drink and text, don’t drink and Facebook, don’t drink and hang a taxidermied deer head on the wall. This Don’t Drink and Blog t-shirt message is right up there I tell you.

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from Below the Beltway

“As the ball took flight, arcing toward center field, Alex Rodriguez jogged toward first base with his hands outstretched, his palms up. It is the universal body language for “What did I do?” but Rodriguez knew exactly what he had just done. His chase for 600 career home runs had lasted 12 games and 46 at-bats, but it was finally over.”

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