Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

Cowbell Hero T shirt

by on August 20, 2010

Beautiful shirt capture the moment when two pop culture phenomenons collide. Christopher Walken and Will Ferrell Fear the Reaper More Cowbell skit on SNL and the Guitar Hero video game. Hey, you got your peanut butter in my chocolate. Hey you got your chocolate in my peanut butter. Two great tastes that taste great together. This is the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup of the tshirt world, which is Cowbell Hero T Shirt should be in your dresser of drawers within the next week.

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Hey, check it out. I just posted my puff piece hard hitting review of the 80s Tees. I just started getting into these guys, because they really are the best for funny movie and TV tshirts. The do the whole thing with getting licenses to print and sell this stuff, which sometimes works out better when you want your funny shirts to have trademarked pop culture shit on them. And who doesn’t want that?

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This is one of those cute wordplay type shirts. Angles with halos. Angles and angels are very close in spelling. Probably a huge spelling issue in elementary schools throughout the country not to mention English as a Second Language classes.

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Did you do this as a kid? Punch in 5318008 into the calculator, flip it upside down and voila. Boobies! Totally cool. I actually had a calculator book that came with my Texas Instruments solar-powered calculator that had a bunch of these, “hey look, calculators can be fun, along with useful for doing math equations.” I’m pretty sure they didn’t have the example on this Boobies Calculator T-shirt, nor do I think they had 1134 upside down, “hell.”

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Oh, no it’s the blurgle pixilated censhorship of anything inappropriate for the airwaves. Who would have thought this fine family website would have been blurgled? Man, I’m not sure if I’m proud or sad or confused, or ready to live in Estonia.

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It gets a little confusing to be a sports fan as a ghost, when all you can really say is the derogatory statement toward the team. Maybe they just made a great play 82-yard touchdown run, 456 foot dinger in the bottom of the ninth. A scissor kick goal in extra time (can you tell I don’t know shit about soccer), and you, the ghost, is so excited that you have to exclaim something yet all that comes out is Booooo! Probably get your ass kicked, accept that people can’t really kick ghosts asses, because they’re immaterial beings. But, still, you want to explain that you’re a big fan and you enjoyed the play, but your vocab is limited.

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Seeing as The Rolling Stones starting putting out records circa 1965, they’ve been pumping records out and touring for almost 50 years. What the hell? How is that even possible? Can you imagine being 18 years old, and seeing these dudes in 1962 playing at the Marquee club. Then picking up the Out of Our Heads EP in some cool as shit record shop, and bringing it home and being blown away with those R&B covers and one of the greatest songs ever: The Under Assistant West Coast Promotion Man.

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I don’t agree with this shirt at all. My great uncle Wilson only has a nub for a thumb, and missing that opposable digit has been one of the most difficult things of his life. He HAS to have a mug with a handle when he’s drinking beer. No simple glass for him. Because with a nubbin’ you never know when you’re going to lose control of that thing. Scary and sad.

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Damn. That’s old school 8-bit video game good times. None of this raping, pillaging, murdering, stealing, and playing tennis with weird animals. Paperboy was the good old days when everything was a little bit square, you could tell real life from game life, and it wasn’t as hard to walk away because, frankly, the games weren’t that great.

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This is one of those make a statement, get people to work up some righteous agreement, then come closer and see that there’s an actual insidious caveat in small print at the bottom of the shirt. What do they do? They are already gave you the high five and celebrated the statement against violence on women, and now they’re on the hook for making some other alternate follow up statement, because the Real Men Don’t Hit Women Who Aren’t Pregnant Tshirt not only doesn’t jive with their ideology, it is absolutely opposed to what they think. In fact, it’s offensive, but to have to make this 180 in the matter of five seconds is awkward.

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It’s not quite what you think. Neil Patrick Harris and his partner, David Burtka, are using a surrogate and expecting in October. Boys or girls the names will be Doogie Howser, of course.

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Looks like it could be for real this time. Patricia kept telling Mr. Jane that she saw a lot of dead people, but then they’d run into them at parties in the Hills and Mr. Jane would frown, and Patricia would shrug. The first few times Mr. Jane said to himself Patricia is just being Patricia, but after awhile it got annoying. So saw the spirit of their dog, when clearly the dog was lounging in the hallway. Basically, it’s an age old story of not being able to leave work at the office and letting it gradually erode the family. Sad.

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