Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

Not sure what Enzo would think of this spoof of his beloved horsey logo. And horses have hooves not fists, so does this shirt even remotely make sense or appeal the sense of humor of the masses. I’m not sure.  They do tread dangerously close to ripping off the Ferrari logo so if you purchase the Fist Pump Champion t shirt, you can feel like you’re on the cutting edge.

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I kept looking for the bleeding cut off rabbit’s foot for good luck, but that’s not where this shirt was going. A little bunny with its foot cut off would not be very good at the old hippity hip hop, now would he? Instead, we’ve got a little straight up word play, and it’s fine, except I have a question. Is there such a thing as hip hop, or did it die with Tribe Called Quest and De La Soul? Are there still acts out there putting out the shizzle hip hop style? Is the culture style live or has it been co-opted into mainstream doodoo. Or am I wearing the I Bleed Hip Hop T Shirt as a retro-styley memory of the golden age of the music.

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This is the shirt featured in the Jake and Amir video at College Humor. It gets all crazy technological and futuristic that you can watch a video in which a tshirt is featured prominently and that same t shirt can be purchased on the web on the same day you see the video entertainment.

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I have no idea what this means. You’re looking in a mirror and you’re shirt is reminding you that you are not an ambulance. Why? Now, there’s the popular irritation that EMT’s experience when they’re called ambulance drivers, and they want more credit than that. Apparently, they can stick needles in you just about anywhere.

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The answer to this riddle is that there is one shirt that gets perpetually stolen from homeless people. How can that be you ask. Unless, homeless steal from homeless, then this is impossible. And, while, I’m not denying that homeless do steal from homeless all the time. I mean it’s hard to lock shit up in a shopping cart, and when you have to take a link under the bridge or in the alley, sometimes it’s not practical to roll the cart in there with you, so then your cart with stuff is exposed. And, maybe you just dumpster dove for an amazing inflatable pillow that only has a small hole that you patched with some duct tape you found around a pipe in the squatters house you crash at twice a week. Well, boom, that’s a prime piece of homeless property and ripe to be stolen by another homeless person lucky enough to walk by as you’re relieving yourself.

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This is My Clone T Shirt

by on September 3, 2010

This is kind of funny. Kind of the ultimate don’t have to take responsibility for what happens during the crazy ass alcohol-fueled evenings that young people and old call partying and good times. You know before you even go out what kind of mood you’re in. What kind of trouble you’re capable of getting into. What kind of bender you’re going to tie on.

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Okay, lesson for the day. When two people are in a horse costume that’s called pantomime horse, and apparently it’s really big in the U.K. Because all of the videos on Youtube for the pantomime horse are from over there. Kind of figures. Weirdos.

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James Jay Lee, a whack job environmentalist, did the right thing. He put action where his beliefs were, he despised over population and he got himself killed. Not sure what the deal with the Discovery Channel was and the little drama involving hostages and explosives, but in the end, he did the right thing. If you think the world is over-populated either become the Johnny Appleseed of condoms or remove yourself. Do no harm to others.

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There are quite a few shirts like this that sort of harken back to Animal House and Bluto’s “College” Tee. Just generic messaging that really says, I don’t give a shit about school spirit or the local team or even my school’s sports teams.

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Your Text Here T Shirt

by on August 31, 2010

I was scratching my crotch head and trying to figure out what this shirt meant, or why it’s for sale. It’s not really funny, but it is kind of meta. And, by that I mean it’s ironically saying, look I know graphic funny tees are all the rage, and I’ve got one two, except that it’s self-referential and ironic. So, it works on that level.

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This probably hits way too close to home for a lot of men. I men the Boy Scouts of America were incorporated in 1910 (happy 100th). That’s a lot of time to refine the art of diddling little boys in tents way out in the wilderness. Am I right?

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This is purely retarded humor. This is the kind of hilarity that make people take notice for a second then shake their head, like I can’t believe that nimrod went through with that lame little comedic pantomime. But, if you’re consistent and you keep bringing the pathetic, it can become a schtick…a thing to hang your hat on. What if you told a knock knock joke like the following every day for a year. How would you be known around the office. Doofus, but fun loving. Not threatening. You’d probably build some deep relationships from the escapade with other fun loving folk. So, I say be yourself, and tell this joke tomorrow if it’s in you.

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