Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

Zerg Rush Starcraft T Shirt

by on September 18, 2010

Do you know what this is all about? Zerg Rush comes from a video game called Starcraft, where a player can build up an offense with Zerglings before the other player has time to do anything. (from Encyclopedia Dramatica). So, basically, it’s like bum rushing the stage, or anything where mass overcomes might. So, this little video game phenomenon turns into an Internet meme.

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I love this shirt. I love helmets on birds. Always have. It looks so fantastically amazing. It’s the Egyptian eye of the bird combined with the beautiful helmet that Peter Fonda wore or hung on his seat as he rode his bike in the movie Easy Rider.

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Beautiful t shirt. I’ve always been a little white awkward about high fives, hand shakes, and chest bumps, but this tshirt changes things drastically. If I get all the people that I want to celebrate awesomeness with a Chest Bump T Shirt, and myself, of course, then we have targets to aim for. We have a clear goal and a definitive plan of action when the time comes to celebrate.

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Funny T Shirts for Men

by on September 16, 2010

This is almost redundant. What other types of t-shirts are there for males. The funny t shirts market is 87.2% men and 11.6% women, and 1.2% other. Anyway, I got some insider intelligence that if I did a post with “funny t shirts for men” as the title, many magic beans, and assorted horse tack would be gifted to me in an extraordinary way.

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Night Owl, Day Owl T Shirt

by on September 16, 2010

Usually you see the night owl with a snifter of brandy. This one is a little less stuffy, a little more chain and moon charm, and martini. Looks happy whatever the case. I’d hang with him if he wasn’t so damn spooky with that swivel head and wingspan swooping by when I’m taking a wizz 10 feet from the tent at the campground.

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Did I miss something big and bunny related that has caused this massive influx of bunnies on tshirts, decals, and hood ornaments. What…is going on around here.

This shirt may make a little shout out to the hip hop culture and acid, which is the only thing that keeps it somewhat edgy and ready for Tshirt Groove prime. Yeah, acid. White rabbit. Jefferson Airplane. What are you 25-years-old? Know your music history. Hip hop…you know Tribe Called Quest, Pharcyde, your mama…do you remember the golden rock of the 60s and hip hop of the early 90s. If not, you need to bone up, and then you will recognize this Hip Hop Hooray Bunny T Shirt for the badass piece of rock memorablia that it is.

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Mouse Maze Chainsaw T Shirt

by on September 14, 2010

Sometimes you have to take matters into your own hands. Sometimes you shouldn’t go through the maze to get the cheese like people keep telling you to do. Sometimes you need to bust out the chainsaw and cut through the walls and forget the proper maze solving procedure. This is why this mouse is so inspiring. Are you inspired?

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Hey everyone. Just wanted to give a shout out to my email buddy, Candy Wang. Candy is a clothing accessories supplier, who wants to do business with me. I’m not in the market for this offer, but I thought I’d help Candy Wang out and share this opportunity with my readers. Here’s the email:

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F-Bomb Joe Biden T Shirt

by on September 12, 2010

Let me introduce you to Tshirt Laundry with this very fine example of a funny political t shirt. Biden will live in infamy because of his not so smooth f bomb in Obama’s ear that was picked by microphones that we’re recording for national news organizations.

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You know how you thought certain things were invented in modern times but ancient cultures had ’em way back when. I’m talking about Rome’s aqueducts. Modern sewage and water technology did not begin in Lubbock, Texas like most people thing. Or what about cushie dog beds. Not something that the French came up with in the 1800s. The Egyptian’s had ’em in the 1650’s. And, I suppose this shirt is a good example.

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Pure nonsense for your wearing pleasure. Are you down with absurdity? If so, this shirt with the random words and the blue fire hydrant referred to as an “apple” will be right up your alley.

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Fedouche T Shirt

by on September 8, 2010

Not since Frank Sinatra sported the headwear so well, has the fedora looked good on anyone. And, yes, it does seem to be making a come back. Though instead of topping off a slick little coat and tie outfit, dudes wearin’ them these days are doing it with tshirts, shorts and flip flops. Or those skinny tight jeans and scruffy beards. Let me tell you that’s not cool. I don’t know if I’d go as far on the harsh meter as this Fedouche T Shirt does, but I can certainly understand where it’s coming from.

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