Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

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Lacey Buchanan Dossier

Lacey Buchanan! Update: I found her last name (Thanks to reader Tom Massey). She’s Lacey Buchanan, and you can see some of her model page over at Model Mayhem. And, you can go like her Facebook page. And, if you want to see her in more of a sexy type of shoot, check out this gallery.

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This is a nice shirt to wear to work or that church service your mom guilted you into going to. Or that 200 level poly sci class, or, hell, how about that early morning fishing trip with gramps. Turns the I’d Rather Be Fishing on its head. Awesome.

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This is funny. Not sure where they’re coming from…like what they assume the wearer of this shirt is doing, while having to assure the person in his vicinity that he is very funny thus the person in question can let down their guard. Since this is a T-Shirt Hell offering you can assume the worse, but I’m not really even going to get into that.

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The cabbage is mad and the tomato is sweating it out looking a little sad and unhappy that the cutting board is his fate. Of course, being from Milwaukee, I’m a little sensitive to the whole eating people thing because of that Jeffrey Dahmer deal about 20 years ago. Can you believe that dude had a 13-year run of killing, necrophilia and cannibalism. He got his at the correctional institute where he was beaten to death, but back to the Vegetables Have Feelings too Eat People T Shirt.

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Well, I gave you the image with the model on it, because I preferred that one because she’s cute and I can always let you know what the shirt says, in fact, that’s just what I’ll do:

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You know what’s going on here. Homer’s Barbershop Quartet that actually sounds pretty good had a hit in 1985, then got back together to perform on the roof of Moe’s Tavern. The Quartet includes Principal Skinner, Barney Gumble, and Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.

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Who gives a shit? Am I right? Anybody should be allowed to marry anybody. Who cares? Let gays be as miserable as the rest of the heterosexual population. It degrades the institution of marriage. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Bullshit. Let’s see where are we at with that sacred institution? Anybody see The Hangover, where the dentist dude married a hooker at a 24/7 marriage chapel. Yeah. Sacred. Anybody see Carmen Electra’s marriage record. Dennis Rodman for like 15 minutes. Godly. You have a better chance of divorce than staying together when you get married. Soon, it will be like newsworthy remarkable when anyone gets to a full decade of marriage. Sacred institute. People marrying for green cards. Hotties marrying guys with one foot in the grave for that sweet inheritance. Sacred.

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From that highly acclaimed TV show, The Wire. Thomas Carcetti first showed up in Season 3, was very ambitious, had some serious connections, and by the time it was all said and done, he was Governor of Maryland. The deal is that it was totally interesting to see how the politics work and how someone can rise in the ranks.

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Wordplay with math. It’s a super double bonus just for you, because you know that if you’re a math nerd, specializing in the geometry that this Without Geometry Life is Pointless T Shirt makes you swoon.

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Nice little twist on the an apple a day will keep the doctor away. It’s going to go in the wordplay category, though really it’s more twisting a trite old saying around. I don’t have a category for that, so we’ll stick with the wordplay category.

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Burrnd T Shirt

by on November 2, 2010

Happy Election Day. Get out and rock the MF’in vote. Am I right? Here’s a little political themed shirt for your getting hyped to vote pleasure.

This goes way back in history to the days of Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton and Thomas Jefferson and dude’s like that. Burr made a name for himself as the third Vice President of the United States, serving the office during Jefferson’s presidency. The reason he’s associated with being burned is that people were talking shit about him as he was running for governor of New York. What happened after that is pretty crazy. Here’s the Wikipedia entry about it:

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Wordplay in the house. I like this one. Gotta have faith in yourself and self-respect. Gotta believe that you bring a lot to the table and that you’re an invaluable addition to any family, social group, workplace, and Tupperware party.

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