
I love this shirt. Who gives a shit about the Hard Rock Cafe Hollywood Florida? I sure don’t. I don’t care how many pairs of Buddy Holly glasses are hanging on the wall. It just doesn’t interest me and it shouldn’t interest you either.
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What a fantastic shirt to launch just as we move into the holiday season. A Christmas Story is one of the greatest holiday movies (scratch that), one of the greatest movies of all time. The dad won some contest and the prize was a leg lamp from Italy. He puts it in the front window for all the neighborhood to see, while his wife is mortified. It is a pretty mortifying lamp, but the Dad becomes unhealthily attached to the thing. And, in this comedy, where a pack of dogs eat the Christmas turkey and a kid gets his tongue stuck to a telephone pole, you can guess what happens to that sexy light.
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Admiral Ackbar figured out it was a trap. Billy Dee Williams was making some excellent decisions despite being stickin’ drunk from the 6-pack of Colt 44s he drank. Very exciting part of the Return of the Jedi movie. Krylov223 on Youtube explains it like this:
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Nice little twist on the bumper sticker that says if you can read this you’re too damn close or some such thing. Basically, in the nanosecond it takes for you to read the words and for your brain to comprehend them, you have that sword slicing through the air toward your neck. Time slows down as you can’t even get out a scream, and, thunk, your head is on the ground and the ninja skips off silently…job done.
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This is pure silliness. Bridge got crossed and as a result broke up and threw cars in the body of water that it spans. I guess there are those that are quite self destructive as they try to retaliate for perceived slights. This is what this bridge has done. Of course, not sure where the bridge got his nasty looking knife with the hook on the end. Is there a story there that I’m missing? Could be.
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This is a really spectacular shirt. I’m pretty sure that’s a business man with a neon green fanny pack on. The design style is like those iPod ads, where the person is a silhouette and the product is highlighted in vivid color. The next beautiful part of the Jealous Fanny Pack T Shirt is the fact that it asks if you are jealous.
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Can you name all these corporate marketing characters. I’ll tell you what they are all guilty of…peddling crap food. Wow, did I just get up on my high horse that just stepped up on the soap box or what. Actually, I don’t even know if I can name all these characters without the help of the Internet. Let me try:
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MIMS sings This is Why I’m Hot. Some sample of the lyrical genius.
“This is why I’m hot (repeat 46 times), I’m hot ‘cuz I’m fly…you ain’t ‘cuz you not. This is why I’m Hot (another 86 times). Can you say Masterpiece. So that solves the words on the shirt and you can see the MIMS video below. I advise multiple views so that you can been enriched exponentially. Then, we have a 8-bit pixel flower and a wall with a door or something. I’m certain it is some kind of game, but do I really have to figure it out. Can’t it just pop up within 2 seconds of me googling it.
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