Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

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Great design by Marcelo Schultz and available over at Threadless. This sums up the life of the working stiff too well. Instead of being refreshed for Monday by a restful weekend, you try to squeeze all the life out of those measly two days of weekend, so that as you return to the work week, you’re just barely able to crawl through your daily tasks.

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Lump it is a UK English phrase for let’s shit can this idea. Is that correct? There’s extra intrigue here because the lump looks like a man or at least a pile of manure with a derby hat.

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Stewie has the headphones and the sunglasses and he is not taking requests. He’s got his playlist and the beats and I can’t really type in DJ talk, but if I could this would be totally conveying how DJ-riffic Stewie is and that you can’t approach him when he’s serving up the mad beats and keeping your ass shaking and your body rockin’, and the crowd groovin’. It’s the big undulation and it’s evolution. Get to the club or die a troglodyte in your pajamas, eating ice cream and watching shitty television.

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I like this shirt, except I think what you’re supposed to think is that this is an astronaut and he’s up in space and he sees Space Invaders. Or maybe it’s an astronaut in a rocket ship, who is killing some time between weightless bowel movements and breakfast orange juice hilarity, by playing an old school video game. Just kidding astronauts do all sorts of work on their way into space. They tend to plants tinker with controls, and hop out the ship and make minor repairs to major satellites, but you gotta think they get a couple minutes free time also. Right?

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.blackeye is coming at you like a fist to your orbital socket. Just kidding. This isn’t your typical shocking, offensive t-shirt shop. Nor is it a boring knock off of the pop culture pumpers out there. This is an original brand coming from Down Under with a nice collection of tees and a really intriguing website concept. It’s like a vending machine. Punch in the numbers and your shirt comes out through the slot in your computer. Okay, it might not be that awesome yet (just wait ’til for the printers that can build 3-dimension stuff), but it is a fun shopping experience that shakes you out of your buy now button online stupor.

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Not sure what this is referring to other than the show Workaholics and the episode where that one dude is dressed as a bear at the office, and starts riffing on bear puns, like “fur sure” and “bitch better have my honey.” Not sure why as a beer you say that. Maybe your female partner is the designated honey forager, or maybe it’s a little sexual innuendo. Not sure.

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Dude is at the office with a bear custom and the dude next to him says “You guys ready to get weird tonight or whaaat?” Grizzly says “fur sure,” ‘cuz he’s got the funny costume on which is furry like a bear.

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Sometimes it’s the right thing to do. Let people know where you stand on certain issues, or even products, or even body parts. The designer of this Vagina Fan Club President T Shirt obviously likes vaginas and wants to give others like him (her?) the chance to express their appreciation for the female anatomy as well.

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As an uncoordinated middle-aged white man I agree. I’ve tried to do the complicated handshakes I have seen on the blaxploitation films with my cousin when he visits me in the basement, and it’s a total disaster. We can’t even get a high five right, much less a 14-move handshake and a snap and fist bump at the end.

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This is the least offensive and edgy design from T Shirt Hell I’ve ever seen. It’s like they’re testing the waters on a new kinder and gentler line. Either that or they’re taking the names of the people that order this shirt and blacklisting them, so they can never visit the site again. Like a cute little way to weed out the folks that just like clever, smart and cute designs. It just feels like the other shoe is going to drop on this design.

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These blokes (is that word even used in the UK?) at Pud Tees are twisted and cracked, which is why they appeal to me when I throw my caution to Hurricane Bernice.

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This has been long overdue. All of the Problem Solved T-Shirts where the guy gets rid of the girl by putting on his headphones or pushing her off a cliff, now we have the girl yelling at the guy because he probably did something stupid, then pushing him into oblivion. Pretty funny. And nice revenge. Payback is a bitch. I didn’t mean literally. Or figuratively but sorta literal in like I’m calling the girl that. Not my intention.

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