Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

This is good stuff right here. I can only imagine what the clues are to help the diligent pirate crossworder find his way in this difficult puzzle. Is this from the Sunday New Pirate Times? Or is it a more simple United Pirate Today? These are the details that would make the back story to this Pirate Crossword T Shirt very fascinating.

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I was just going to say wordplay alert but there are no words on the shirt. I, officially don’t have a specific category for this shirt. Obviously, I can put it into funny gamer t shirts (just created that category) as a separate entity from geeky nerdy category, because of it’s association with Wii Mario Kart, but what’s the category for funny wang doodle image. Maybe I’ll figure it out later.

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Wordplay alert right here. I love this one. Camping is totally in tents. Well, I guess, literally, you could camp in a sort of lean to, or in any number of contraptions Bear Grylls could cook up, or maybe in an Airstream Trailer, but, in general, when you think of camping, you think of a tent for better or worse. And, of course, if you’re conditioned to appreciate, nay, require the little luxuries of every day modern living, then you quite possibly might think roughing it out in the woods without a bed, shower, or personal chef cooking your meals on your Viking Range is intense, which makes this lovely shirt even finer. Do you agree?

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Marissa Pierce Dossier

In this season of Thanksgiving, I give thanks for pretty models like Marissa Pierce. And cranberry sauce. Snorg Tees has been featuring their models for the last few months. The last one they focused on was the lovely Marissa Pierce, who seems to be pretty accessible…at least enough to lust after a nice variety of images…I mean enjoy her quirky personality comes shining through in every image.

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A kid can dream right? Dinosaurs in super high tech astronaut suits where they can pretty much just fly around in space untethered. That is a world we can all hope for. I love the simplicity of the suit too: just a tank and an antenna to keep in touch. Nice.

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Pretty funny. You’re in the lead and close to the finish line and somebody blasts out the blue turtle shell and knocks you out, thus making the person in second place the eventual winner. So, then the blue turtle shell Second is the Best T Shirt makes perfect sense, even though really it’s only a temporary second. Maybe the shirt should say Temporary Second is the Best, but I guess that loses its punchiness, and once the succinct slips away so does the humor. So, I will approve of it, and recommend that you purchase it immediately, if you are of the gaming persuasion.

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You ever go to those Asian owned everything stores. They have a little bit of everything. You can have a UPS package sent. There’s silver jewelry, electronics, lamps, and greeting cards. Well, sometimes those stores come in very handy and you can get that cheap rolling back pack and vanilla walrus candle all at the same time. The same is true for this shirt. Sometimes you like a specialist, but sometimes when you don’t have anything in particular in mind, it’s good to have a wide variety.

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I reviewed another variation of this concept playing on the whole This is why I’m hot song by MIMS. In that review I quoted the best line and I’m going to do it here as well, because it is comedy gold.

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Ooh la la. That’s a juicy story. Spurs point guard Tony Parker getting all French on Brent Barry’s wife. Damn that makes for a very awkward locker room, except that Barry hasn’t been there for two years. Just seemed like yesterday he was struggling in the playoffs.

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Bored of Education T Shirt

by on November 18, 2010

Nice little play on words or like we like to say in the business: wordplay. You have the Board of Education in every state meeting and determining things about the schools, trying to make them safer, better run, and the best environment for learning that they possibly can be. Of course, many school systems are failing because people are idiots, and bureaucracies like school boards suck, and we’re doing a great disservice to the children in our fine country.

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Hey, that movie is soon to be upon us and as you well know it’s going to be epic. November 19. Are you ready? You need to stand in line for the midnight showing with a Harry is My Homeboy T Shirt on because that’s the sensible thing to do. Of course, perhaps you live in a cold weather climate. If so, this is when sensible goes out the window, and it’s time to be awesome despite what people and your mom call rational choices. You need to wear a short sleeve t shirt when the temperature is in the 30s. Seriously. Think of everything Harry has done for you over the last 13 years. He’s a page turner. He’s a cinematic hero for the ages. He entertains and he enriches. The least you can do is wear this Nerdy Shirts Harry Potter shirt in the freezing cold.

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Cone Gnome T Shirt

by on November 15, 2010

This is some kind of artistic image right here. A little gnome face melting in an ice cream scoop with flipped upside down with a sugar cone. You could take this gnome around the country to get photos with it like that travelocity commercial. Trouble is you might not even get outside your town, before it melts to nothing. Might have to get those blue fake ice packs, and through them in an Igloo cooler and a little ziplock baggy. Pull it out get the photo and get it back in the cooler pronto.

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