Random T Shirts

Random T Shirts: If I find myself wondering how I’m going to tag a shirt, it usually winds up in the random tee pile.

Classic scene in a classic movie. Cary Grant’s character is being chased by a crop duster out in the middle of nowhere. He tries to flag down a car going down a deserted highway. No luck. He dives behind berms of dirt and rocks as the plane does a fly by shooting at him. This is not a good situation for Roger O. Thornhill. Pretty cool movie by Alfred Hitchcock and a great scene.

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Meh T Shirt

by on November 29, 2010

The ultimate shirt of indifference. Wear this to the Christmas feast at your in-laws. Despite the family folklore, the sweet potato pie really isn’t as mind-blowingly spectacular as they say it is. And, Uncle Jimmy isn’t nearly as funny as people claim. It’s a big meh to them all. Now, sister-in-law Julie is a different story…she’s as beautiful as they all say she is. Wait, did I just type that out loud. Let’s stick with unimpressed Meh T Shirt and forget I said that other bit about the hot sister. Seriously. This could ruin my marriage, and I’m already in meh status with the Mrs.

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Hey, they have a limited time offer over at Snorg Tees. Free Shipping on orders of $60 or more. I guess you can read the banner and don’t need me to tell you this. And, I’m actually of no use telling you when these deal ends, because I have no idea. Where are my sources giving me the scoop on this dammit? Whatever…basically, buy yourself, your girlfriend, and your dog a t shirt for Xmas and you’ll get the free shipping. That’s pretty good deal.

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This shirt is so well designed it just looks natural like that deer in the orange safety hunting gear and strapped with a rifle is just the way it should be. The deer looks great. Of course, I’m wondering what kind of gun that is with the banana clip. I don’t really know anything about guns, but I think that banana clips aren’t generally on hunting rifles.

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From the Department of Defense to the good people back home. The troops ———————- are ———————- having —————————- a ————————– blast ————————— here ——————————–. They left a couple of inconsequential words out like: “this place is hell,” “not enough armor on our Hummers,” and “what the fuck are we doing here?” This “slightly” edited version gives a good idea of what’s going on in Iraq and Afghanistan without bogging them down in confusing details.

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Sad Rhino T Shirt

by on November 28, 2010

This poor rhinoceros was just playing with a  beach ball out on the Serengeti Plains in Tanzania when the inevitable happened. He popped the ball with his big scary tusk. Bummer. He had scene the seals off the coast in the Indian Ocean on that family migratory vacation a couple of summers back, and he’d always wanted to try it himself. When the ball fell out of the sky, like the bottle in The Gods Must Be Crazy, he thought it was a sign that ball tricks were to be his life’s work.

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How would you like to be the dude that actually delivered this blow, even if it was inadvertent? The image that goes with the story on ESPN.com, shows the President walking off slightly in pain, but he seems to be taking it well. A cut on the lip that takes 12 stitches is no joke. That’s a pretty solid shot. Of course, you should have seen what the secret service did to the elbower. He’ll never be playing basketball again, unless in the sequel to Murderball.

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Busted Tees has a special Black Friday deal going where you can get free shipping on orders of $50 or more. Simply use coupon code FIFTYSHIP at checkout. Basically, grab three shirts, which you were going to do anyway, and you don’t have to pay a dime for shipping right to your door. Happy Holidays!

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Suicide Map Marker T Shirt

by on November 26, 2010

I guess I’m just assuming it was a suicide as one of the cops is pointing up toward the building that is right next to the chalk outline of the dead person, along with a smattering of blood from the head region. Looks like a jumper to me, but maybe he was pushed. That really is secondary to the story of this Online Map Marker T Shirt. The real story is how Google maps and Mapquest have seeped seamlessly into our lives. We use them all the time. They now show images from the addresses and aerial views. I basically know more about what’s happening in my household looking at Google Maps than I do just hanging out in the house.

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Interesting time to re-issue this one. Apparently, Headline Shirts was selling bushels of these babies back when “W” was ruling the White House, because he was an idiot and his foreign policy was a joke, but now, we still engage in warfare in Afghanistan, and we’re still in Iraq, so there’s really no reason for everybody not to hate us.

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Oil Pump Useless T Shirt

by on November 25, 2010

Love it. Love it. Love it. For some reason, whenever I think of these ugly ass oil pumps, I think of Bakersfield, California because that is where I remember thinking to myself, this is the ugliest city in the country and these oil rigs in parking lots, front yards, and playgrounds are the most hideous things I’ve ever seen.

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This could be in reference to the mole people legend that states that there are people living in the New York underground and that they are called mole people. This shirt also may be in reference to a campy film called The Mole People. Either way it’s funny to postulate that, perhaps, they are even further underground than we thought. In fact, they are down below the Earth’s crust and even below the mantle. If you believe this or have an inkling that it might be true, then you must wear the Mole People T Shirt.

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